Kai: Are...are You Saying You Like Me, Or Not?

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

Young K: Wow! Watching 4 kids is hard!

Jinyoung: Ah! 4? Try 6!

Hongjoong: 6!? 6!? Get outta here. What about 7!

Chan: Losers! I have 8! EIGHT!

Coups: I have 12! You guys be grateful!

Taeyong: I HAVEN'T EVEN MET ALL MY KIDS YET! *slamming table* I. Keep. Getting. More. *looks*

Edit: I had to change San to Hongjoong because I got so many hate comments...

Chan, a trainee: *praying* hey it's me again. I need a friend here. I need someone who understands me, possibly speaks english? Someone cool tho, please? It's all I ask for. I just want a sweet, english speaking friend. Please...

Felix, walking into JYPE: 🤟😉YOOO G'DAY MATE🤪😎IM FELIX😛🤣AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE🇦🇺🇦🇺😱OI OI OI🇦🇺👌LEZ GEDDIT🤩😏MY BROS😍😅

for @bunny-minsungie

Didn’t Jungkook peel a pineapple with his bare hands though?

[Kpop Maknaes]

*Everyone sitting at a meeting table*

Jungkook, clapping his hands: The first maknae meeting has commenced. Let’s have personal introductions.

I.N: I'm–…gold I.N

Jisung: I’m Pwark Jisung

*the pen in his hands falls and drops to the floor*

*Jisung awkwardly scratching his neck*

Jungkook, looking at the last one: What about you?

Jongho, holding an apple in his hands with a wide eyed stare: *breaks apple in half*

Jungkook, clearly disturbed: uh– first reminder, not to get on Jongho’s bad side.

Hoseok: Morning, Yoongi. What are you drinking?

Yoongi: Water.

Hoseok: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Yoongi: It's... imported water.

Hoseok: Uh-huh. Imported from where?

Yoongi: ...Russia

Hoseok: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??

Yoongi: It's nine-thirty.

Trans Lesbian Yui.

That is all.

this took me so long but i’m quite proud of it :D

~click for quality~

Adam: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Kai: What?

Adam: I said: if you died, I wouldn’t miss you.

Idk what I’m supposed to title this.

I just found this and thought it was cool