Me: “Yeah, my girlfriend—“
Them: “Wait. Your girlfriend? Like boyfriend but a girl?”
Me:
Me: I am not gay, I’m bi.It’s different.
Also me: I’m sooo fucking gayyy
When you read an angsty fanfic and you can’t take it no more
Jisung: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
Felix: Yellow.
Jisung: The correct answer is packing peanuts.
Felix: Oh I see, because you carry the two and–
Seungmin: What is wrong with you people?
Didn’t Jungkook peel a pineapple with his bare hands though?
[Kpop Maknaes]
*Everyone sitting at a meeting table*
Jungkook, clapping his hands: The first maknae meeting has commenced. Let’s have personal introductions.
I.N: I'm–…gold I.N
Jisung: I’m Pwark Jisung
*the pen in his hands falls and drops to the floor*
*Jisung awkwardly scratching his neck*
Jungkook, looking at the last one: What about you?
Jongho, holding an apple in his hands with a wide eyed stare: *breaks apple in half*
Jungkook, clearly disturbed: uh– first reminder, not to get on Jongho’s bad side.
did someone call my name?
can’t handle this rn
This is so hecking cute
First pic by cheese3d