Bows dads: *name their son Bow*
Bow: *becomes an archer*
Bows dads:
This tweet was golden,, how could I pass up on this opportunity
Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
Draco: I truly believe water solves all of our problems.
Draco: Dehydrated? Drink some water
Draco: Want clear skin? Drink some more water
Draco: Need to rid yourself of an enemy? Drown them
Harry: .......
Draco: *Eye brow raise* Am I wrong?
Harry: Only morally
Gina Carano did not get fired from The Mandalorian for being transphobic.
Her being transphobic is not at all okay either,
She basically just compared Holocaust victims to having different political opinions.
I’m Jewish. I really don’t like when someone compares the genocide of 6 million of my people to having a different political opinion! Do you realize how fucked up that is?!
Reblog this. Don’t just like this post. People need to know this. People need to start taking anti semitism more seriously.
Don’t you dare just like this post!
My mom, a homophobic asshole: Did you know that your hairstyle is generally worn by those in the evil evil lgbt+ community
Me, a closeted Gay:
Do you want some fries? 🖤
This idea has been in my head for far too long
This is so hecking cute
First pic by cheese3d
Bow icons ||| like/reblog if you use, credit not needed but appreciated