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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked
monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal
Opinion on boobs?
you’re all idiotic boobs, just like the last batch of henchmen i ordered. now get back to work
Koki Tsujimoto — Auspicious Phoenix Chicks (mineral pigments on japanese paper mounted on wood panel, 2021)
ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha
Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!
remember: ghosts are typically immune to physical Things, such as fists or spears, because their bodies are not made of things. experts suggest using un-things when facing them in battle, like an un-spear, or a mildly breezy afternoon, or Concepts
why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?
call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
gibbon being abducted
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id: painting of a gibbon in the forest being abducted by a ufo
TWENTY OVER LIMIT, 2023, handwoven by Alexandra Jean Auger
24″ x 19.5″ acrylic and wool yarns on cotton warp
Hairball time
My editor keeps telling me 'You understand this guy, you need to move on" but I always feel like I've barely scratched the surface.
This could be us
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spare him some soup he's probably hungry from his travels
A drawing showing how Jim Henson Performed Kermit in The Muppet Movie’s swamp scene.
what’s in the pot
wait a sec. the cybertruck aint even a truck. it aint even a van, there's only the two rows of seating. mf's a sedan with angles
Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.
The dragon’s fire comes not from its wrath, but its burning heart.
by Richard Cavolo
if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)