Gl1tch-01 - Ur Internet GF

told them i’m into overstim and they confiscated my noise canceling headphones and took me to the grocery store

Au where Sayu gets the Death Note but instead of becoming Kira, she just becomes best friends with Ryuk

They have fun playing dance dance revolution and messing with people by having Sayu pretend to be a psychic while Ryuk throws stuff around

Ghost's just the type of dad that always has a kid hanging onto him. The sort of adult that other adults are spooked by, but kids just walk right up to. He never crouches down to their level just stares down at them until they inevitably ask "why're you so big" and he grunts out a "ate all my vegetables" which always makes the kid stick their tongue out and grimace. Then they'll stand next to him and info dump about whatever they're doing while Ghost watches his own kid fall off the monkey bars.

wearing his hoodie and thinking “holy shit i need to suck his dick and hear him moan and then beg him to fuck me so i can feel him inside me so goddamn bad” because i’m surrounded by his scent and it sends me into active heat like a stupid dog

simon who's been in the military so long that sometimes he can't function without someone giving him instruction.

simon who will come to you at all hours of the day, just staring at you in hopes you give him a task to do.

"Simon can you grab-" he's already getting up

"Simon can you cook that chicken in the f-" he's already putting on an apron

"Simon can-" yes. he will. he can and he must. its compulsory at this point.

doesn't need or ask for praise when he completes the task at hand, but will be over the MOON if you do. even a simple "thanks, Si," gets him wagging his tail.

Gonna stop posting/reblogging for a little bit! I’m a big believer in manifesting and I think I girl bossed a bit to close to the sun with all of these things on my account bc I almost got snatched this morning by two guys outside my neighborhood in the like,, actual attempted kidnapping sort of way. Police report n everything. So I’m gonna take a break, reevaluate, then maybe come back in a month or two? Love everyone though!! Happy new years!!!

"Must be nice to daydream so much you get to think up all sorts of stuff"

I cannot function actually.

My entire balance is thrown off. All I can think of is my daydreams. They encompass everything I do and I can't even do "simple" tasks.

Go play What Remains Of Edith Finch and tell me it sounds "nice".

A man cumming inside you accidentally is so hot. Like he just couldn't help himself, your pussy made him feel too good, he couldn't pull out in time. And he groans so loud when he shoots his load into you

Mmm so sleepy if only there was someone hugging me while thrusting their cock slowly up my cunt while kissing me on the forehead then the tip of my ear then my cheek and then my neck until I fell asleep

Dom collars. Doms that wear collars. Matching collars with your sub. Matching dog tags. Collared Doms. Owned Doms.