Step 1: Get Sexy

I've had this fantasy of like, a needy slut cockwarmingy my cock, except there's a vibrator involved, so she is not actually riding my cock, but she is on it and I keep making her cum over and over and over, just using the squeezing of her cunt to get myself off until I'm too desperate to cum and I just shove her down onto her back and push her into the meanest mating press and fuck her until she passes out (assuming she haven't already from the countless clitoral orgasms)

they hated him for his manwhore swag and also the Atrocities

saying something dominant that completely flops is the most embarassing thing ever. like okay i guess mommy needs to kill herself now

i love the trope of "everyone in this friend group has absolutely zero common sense EXCEPT for the sassbag pet/animal sidekick who is completely mute"

I hope I am not just a parasocial creature to you but also a fetish object or perhaps masturbatory subject

post cum clarity is hitting so hard rn like what the fuck was i just edging to for the past 2 hours then cum to... what is wrong with me?!

kneeling on an uncomfortable hard surface while giving head is good for boys it's good for them they'll say it hurts because it's good for them and they need to keep kneeling and you can help by restraining them. pro tip

Perv gf that gets wet from watching you jerk off