May 2025 Be The Year Of Men In Fem Clothes

It still astounds me that people use coconut oil as lube like you might as well throw some rolled oats and brown sugar in their hole and make cookie dough while you're at it

Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.

Someone is knocking at your door... You carefully check who is it through the peephole and you see a man wearing a skull mask staring at you.

god if i dont get dicked down and used soon im gonna lose my mind i feel like im in heat

simon who's been in the military so long that sometimes he can't function without someone giving him instruction.

simon who will come to you at all hours of the day, just staring at you in hopes you give him a task to do.

"Simon can you grab-" he's already getting up

"Simon can you cook that chicken in the f-" he's already putting on an apron

"Simon can-" yes. he will. he can and he must. its compulsory at this point.

doesn't need or ask for praise when he completes the task at hand, but will be over the MOON if you do. even a simple "thanks, Si," gets him wagging his tail.

All hail Mihael Keehl, the father of cunt

Letting you use my holes while I'm asleep is the hottest thing idc

Perv bf telling me his gross twisted fantasies while i validate them and encourage him to be the sick pervert he is <3

Referring to short guys as bite sized because of their height but also because I’m going to sink my teeth into them the first chance I get

breeding except I'm the one doing it cuz I'm forcing him to cum into me as I refuse to let him pull out <3