My Resolution For 2025 Is To Be Incredibly Delusionally Confident And Less Self-limiting Because You

my resolution for 2025 is to be incredibly delusionally confident and less self-limiting because you know what? I've earned it 😤 I'm literally hot plus pure hearted so yeah

oh and to also get my driver's license

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4 months ago

Apologetic rough cnc has me in a feral mood.

"I'm so sorry for hurting you like this baby, I just couldn't stand looking at you anymore. I had to know what your hole feels like. You're just too fucking pretty. I can't help it. It'll be over soon. I promise. Keep crying, god it's making me so fucking hard. I know it hurts, I can't stop, you're just so fucking tight. Please don't stop crying, I'm so fucking close baby. I know it hurts, you'll be okay darling. Your tears make me so fucking hard. I love hurting you so much. God, you're so fucking pretty."

1 year ago

simon who's been in the military so long that sometimes he can't function without someone giving him instruction.

simon who will come to you at all hours of the day, just staring at you in hopes you give him a task to do.

"Simon can you grab-" he's already getting up

"Simon can you cook that chicken in the f-" he's already putting on an apron

"Simon can-" yes. he will. he can and he must. its compulsory at this point.

doesn't need or ask for praise when he completes the task at hand, but will be over the MOON if you do. even a simple "thanks, Si," gets him wagging his tail.


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4 months ago

You being scared of me is what gets me off.

1 year ago
I'm Free At Last *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
I'm Free At Last *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

i'm free at last *:・゚✧*:・゚✧


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5 months ago

i have suuuuuuper soft and gropeable titties btw, just letting u know ty for coming to my ted talk


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4 months ago

they hated him for his manwhore swag and also the Atrocities

4 months ago

saying something dominant that completely flops is the most embarassing thing ever. like okay i guess mommy needs to kill herself now

1 year ago

It still astounds me that people use coconut oil as lube like you might as well throw some rolled oats and brown sugar in their hole and make cookie dough while you're at it


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1 year ago

Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.


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4 months ago

kneeling on an uncomfortable hard surface while giving head is good for boys it's good for them they'll say it hurts because it's good for them and they need to keep kneeling and you can help by restraining them. pro tip

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gl1tch-01 - Ur Internet GF
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21 • any pronouns • bisexual • switch • nonmonogamous - I have a gf • you can call me glitch or one or whatever you want tbh as long as I know it refers to me Im not great at tagging bc I’m mainly on mobile and I forget Minors dni, I will block you

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