glassesglasses2
Roman Catholic female who's a little too neurospicy for her own good.
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Hello, friends!
I reworked the ol' "Schweizer Guide to Spotting Tangents" lecture from my comics-teaching days, figured I'd share it here. If you want a free, printable PDF for yourself or to share (especially if you're an educator), you can find it at the bottom of this same lesson on my website.
-Chris
Vader: [opening a desk drawer in Obi-Wan’s old room] Let’s see what this old fool kept in here…[picking up a piece of paper] Obi-Wan: [in a letter]
Dear Anakin,
If you’re reading this, then you must be rifling through my belongings, which means you are either extremely bored (in which case I suggest going and tidying up your quarters, which I don’t need to see to know are a disaster,) or I’ve been missing for an extended amount of time and the Order needs the room to store extra chairs, or I’ve died, possibly while trying to rid the galaxy of General Grievous. If I am in fact dead, I hope this letter finds you well in spite of it, and that you have not gone off the deep end or murdered anyone in an attempt to avenge me. (…unless it’s Grievous, I suppose.)
You will find attached to this letter the receipts for several items in my room, such as the electric tea kettle. I hope you can at least return them for store credit.
I’ve set up a college savings plan with the Galactic Bank of Coruscant, because I noticed that Senator Amidala is obviously pregnant, and since I am not nearly as dense as you apparently think I am, I presume the child is yours. The account information is in my safe, which I would give you the combination to except that I know you have been breaking into it since you were 14.
If you do intend to eventually leave the Order, as I suspect you might, please make sure that you give the Council two weeks’ notice. It’s only polite, and you never know when you may need to use them as a reference. Even though I know you clash with them, they do care about you.
Finally, please make sure Duchess Satine’s nephew gets the inheritance I’ve left him (the information is also in my safe, and no, I’m not going to tell you any more details about this. I realize how much this is going to torment you, and I’d be lying if I said that’s not bringing a smile to my face.)
Your blanket is in the hamper. Wash it on the gentle cycle. The password for the wi-fi, in case you’ve forgotten, is BuyYourOwnDataPlanAnakin.
Be well, my Padawan, and I shall see you again someday – hopefully many years from now – when you, too, rejoin the Force. Don’t forget to change the payment settings for Netflix now that I’m dead or you’ll fall behind on your programs.
Yours, Obi-Wan Kenobi PS: Don’t let Vos speak at my funeral.
@justkillingthyme LINK?!??!?
I need to draw him getting socked in the face.
Jack Smith and Annie Smith from the Magic Tree House Series are Forklift Certified!
Oh yeah, I'm sure it's great. Yeah, I'm super interested. Unfortunately, I have a sneaking suspicion that it will absolutely devastate me, so.... I can't. Thanks though!
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
what if hylia was like nine feet tall and thoght link was cute
Since there's been another "Tumblr is gonna die!" scare, let's do a poll...
Rb for larger sample size appreciated :)
Star Wars prompt: Rebels with nothing to lose.
Rebel/Group of Rebels get caught in a fight with Darth Vader. Considering the casualty rates of the Emperor's right hand man (100% dead), they start pulling things outta their ass. Yeah, they're shooting at him, but also one guy just hauls ass and throws a flash-bang at Vader. Another guy comes up from behind and YANKS on Vader's cape (Edna Mode: NO CAPES). One manages to get the cape snagged on a chain on a speeder and puts a brick on the gas pedal. Someone finds a Star Wars Taser and shoots.
These guys know they are already dead, so why not throw everything they got? Throw helmets, throw boots, who cares? not them.
Bonus points if somehow, something works, and the Rebels are able to live another day. This comes at a cost with a high-ass bounty on their head, but they very much get to keep their heads that day, so who cares?
Bonus-bonus points if Luke/Leia are in the group, pre or post anyone (Luke, Leia, Vader) finding out. I think the funniest combo is Luke not knowing and Vader knowing. Dude gets whaled on by his son and can hardly do shit about it.
"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town
They had to kill Owen and beru off early because if they found out that anakin became vader they would have beaten the shit out of him and ended the trilogy in 40 minutes
crashing out, holy shit, my heart
Holy fucking shit? Whole hand drawn amv about the unsung parents who did their best to raise the twins.
love love LOVE this series! Go check it out if you haven't! Featuring Padme, Vader, Baby Luke and Baby Leia trying as a family.
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Read The Entire Series on AO3.
En Espanol.
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Ngl i liked Fitz immediately as an eight year old cause his eyes are teal and teal is my favorite color i was honestly like: this one. Teal. Yes. Me like.
Guys, my brain rots over Anidala vs BOTW Zelink. Like ughhhhhhh my heart, my soul. BOTW Zelink are my favorite, platonic or romantically, and Anidala is so messy (therapy, ASAP, individually and relationship). They both have the theme of guard and royal yet Zelink is so much stronger, in my mind? Like, Zelda and Link very much have to go to therapy too, but they seem more emotionally stable about that fact. I think it's the difference between thinking what they have is okay (Anidala) and constantly working to improve (Zelink).
Anyway, Zelink, my beloved.
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
In honor of the return of my Faith: the Unholy Trinity hyperfixation, I finally reblog the fanart that made me cackle the first (and second, and third) time I saw it. John, my beloved, I don't think that should have been gambled (but they probably wouldn't have accepted anything else)
Crying actual tears. I'm "is it cute? Is it sexy? Is it OSHA compliant?"
501st as bizarre t shirts
tag yourself im little miss fully developed frontal lobe
Y'all I just caught up with this on Ao3 and it is sooooooo good. The art is just as fantastic as these panals. PLEASE check it out if you like Star Wars, even if it is just a passing interest.
Anakin's corruption to the Dark Side.
These are some text-free panels from my comic-format fanfiction! [You can read it on AO3!]
Star Wars clone wars-era tumblr dashboard simulator! this meme format is so old sorryyyy
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hate hate HAAATE that holoblr is so core-centric and you’re expected to post in basic or people just comment asking you to translate. I should be able to post in shryiiwook.
⬜️ senatesux-deactivated00192…
Hey, your choice of Shyriiwook as an “exotic” language to post in ties inherently into old colonialist views on Wookies and I need you to be aware of that, if it wasn’t intentional. Many people on the holonet these days…
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hi! op here. I’m a wookie.
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HELPPPPPP
#core holoblr users stop assuming everyone is human challenge
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ok but whys grandmaster yoda kinda… 🥵🥵
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Everybody on here claiming to be attracted to GILFs is lying except for this guy
#everyone unfollow me i wanna be alone with them
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some of the ppl posting on here against clone rights are so funny like do you have any idea how many clones are on holoblr?? have fun losing like all ur followers lmao
#what do u think we’re doing between deployments??? just standing around waiting to fight????? #clone rights #cloneblr
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I sure hope my pet piece of flimsi is doing well! good thing I left my apartment window open so he could get some fresh air while I was at work :)
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by the stars this can’t be happening
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#anyways vote vanilla extract for mand’alor it’s what jaster would’ve wanted #mandalore #mando discourse #<- for those of u who have it filtered
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anakin skywalker is 22??? he should be at da club….
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so was anyone gonna tell me they found out the chancellor is a sith or was I supposed to learn it from a CNL skit???
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posts that make you read op’s url
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#op if you go asking at enough temples eventually a sith might answer
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Hunting a cult? Eh. Hunting a cult for generations? I'm invested now!
Let's play a fun little game.
I wanna know your worst/most recent/most memorable/funniest/whatever instance of:
"Will _________ still work even if I put _________ on it?"
Of course, you can edit the statement accordingly, but I'd love to hear what you people get up to.
For example:
"Would this bumper sticker still work even if I spilled lotion on it?"
(Yes, that is something that happened to me. No, I don't know the answer)