glenncloseisadilf

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my new snax.... ibugprofen

trying not to break down crying at work because i heard this for the first time just now 🥺

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

this game got me in a chokehold augghh

(also i figured that this would be my chance to try and practice drawing other body types 👉👈)

original below v

if u got depression u know the amount of effort it took for him to do those dishes

You could use God's keys, which is what I call a brick.

Travis McElroy

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

Another behind the scenes sketch from our upcoming graphic novel >:3c 📘📢PRE-ORDER >>> Foolsgold.fun/comic

Art by: Avery Howett

I think this is going to be the first day im properly late for. remember me

I love his goofy laugh

xB: (gasps) Is that a baby? Are you a wee wittle babby? (Gasps) (In a voice like speaking to a baby) Oh my god! Look at you! Aw, you’re the cutest. Yeah, you’re so cute. Where’s your mommy? Is that your mommy? Hm? Am I your mommy? Am I your mommy? Look at you so cute! Ittle wittle baby! It a wittle baby. (Normal voice) Shut up. You’re an adult. (Baby voice) Is a wittle babby. (giggles) (normal voice) Ah, it’s so good. 

Thank you Father Moss

Father Moss wish you a prosperous day. Reblog for luck.

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

semi offscreen: what the fuck did i say about swearing in front of the first years you piece of shit

[made myself a new blog banner 😊]

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

could I mayhaps be fed some Rendoc? Platonic or not, I’m not picky! Assuming you like, y’know support the ship and- *Dies from embarrassment*

DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE !!!

here you go anon !!!

i dont normally make ship art but that doesn't mean i'm normal about them not at all

spins around so fast

Oh, how I adore procrastinating doing work and other important ~life~ things!

Anyway,

I made an octokitten. It's enormous.

Name ideas appreciated (pls no one say Michael I have too many Michael's already!)

Me when people see c!scar as an innocent himbo and victim who never does anything wrong ever

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

A Bunnet of Plums 🐇🌸

A Bunnet of Plums 🐇🌸

Crumbs for the rats. Whole animatic should be out by Tuesday! :”3