Sometimes I Think But Then I Stop

ok i know its none of my goddam business but our Keanu fandom is so global and im just curious. where are you from? tell us in the tags if u feel comfortable.

update

i have lost him

yall i hvae been getting angry at this. this be ai tee cee eihtch has been following me everywhere. i go to my kitchen? boom. hes there. staring. watching. i cant sleep with him around

+ he makes me put him to bed every night 🙄🙄

photo evidence of the crime (low quality bcuz its a security camera obvi)

it shocks me seeing him like that 😞😞

(thie posr is slash jay)

anyways

art headcanons!!!!!!! :3

he stops killing 4 yu!!!!!!!

he loves yu!!!!!!

he'll t8 care of yuuu!!

would never hurt yu!!!!!!!!!

makes yu gag and puke on his cock and while that happens he makes yu eat it back!! ;!!!

cuts yu all over!!!!!

kills yu and fucks yur body!!!!!!!

goodnight kisses!!!!! :3

slash jay bay the way

i love the scene in when they hug and yes i will be using it for everything

literally me

there's some specific posts i really wanna eat in a rage full way.

i hate it when I'm trying to read something sarcastic/a joke of the internet but I'm dumb and i don't understand it so i just.. uh.. :c

fuck you *unexcellents bill and teds adventure*

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO????????

erm changed my user so it'd match my insta and i can post edits on both sites skehehahyssjhsjehgg

i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle