Nicholas walking in on you and Vash cuddling: Hey have you seen the thing? You know the thingy
Nicholas: Ah. Never-mind you have it (pointing at Vash)
Y/N: You mean our boyfriend!?
Nicholas getting offended: I don’t want to be Vash and Y/N’s boyfriend!!
Meryl getting fed up with Nicholas being in denial: Then what do you want?
Nicholas: I don't know. I just want to be with them all the time. I want to hear about their day and tell them about mine. I want to hold their hands. But I don't want to be their stupid boyfriend!
Nicholas to Vash after he refuses to kill someone again: Aren’t you tired of being nice?! Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?!
Meryl, walking into Nicholas room: Why are you still asleep? It’s 2 in the afternoon!
Nicholas: Sorry. I was up all night doing work.
Vash and Y/N, getting up from under the blankets on either side of Nicholas, completely naked: We’re work.
Nicholas looking at Vash and Male Y/N having a one handed push up contest: I’m not gay but DAMN!!!
Meryl: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate some good looking guys
Nicholas: Nah I’d fuck them
Meryl: Well ok then!
Vash: What did you two do…
[Nicholas and Y/N looking at each other thinking they’re in trouble]
Vash: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to Meryl or Roberto again.
Nicholas: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible——
Vash: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in his hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]
Y/N: [goes to comfort Vash but also trips over then proceeds to eat all the cupcakes while hugging Vash and giving him pats on the back]
Nicholas: [pointing at Vash and Y/N] Those two. I want them.
Meryl: Okay, your driving and Vash and Y/N walk on the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Nicholas: Oh, I would definitely flip the car. I would rather kill myself than cause Vash and Y/N harm.
Meryl with her head in her hands: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Your name is (L/n) (Y/N), you are an only child but you were your parents pride and joy, ever since you were born it seemed you had an effect on people, everyone that was around you absolutely loved you, which is why your parents trained you in combat, you were an absolute beast. Many people gravitated towards you, but you considered the Kamado family as your own family, whenever you weren't training you were always with the Kamado's, recently your parents had died, so the Kamado's took you in. Nezuko had just been born and then Takeo, Hanako, Shigeru and Rokuta you had joined their family and they accepted you with open arms.
It was the afternoon and you were in the room you shared with Nezuko, you were practicing your Shamisen, for your thirteen birthday everyone saved up as much money as they could to buy you one, you became obsessed with the instrument ever since a street performer passed through your small village, they had even taught you the basics, since then you were hooked. Hearing the door open you looked up and saw Tanjiro, giving him a soft smile you stopped playing 'Are you heading into town?' you asked when you were learning Japanese it was a pain, you see you were a foreigner from Russia, your parents brought you to Japan when you were 10 a year older than Tanjiro 'Yes, I wanted to tell you before I left' Tanjiro answered 'Are you sure, it's already the afternoon and it's very snowy today' I said with clear worry in my voice 'I'll be fine. I promise, I want to make sre we have a big new year feast!' Tanjiro tried to reassure me with excitement for the New Year and then he left for town.
It was night when it happened you sat down saying a prayer with everyone before you all ate. The front door had slammed open and there saw blood everywhere Nezuko was still alive you could feel it, looking forward you saw a man reach his hand out for her, with new found strength you ran to the man and was able to punch him right in the face, making him fly back but he quickly caught himself. You stood in front of Nezuko in a protective manner, you had a large scratch across your torso but you still stood tall 'Get away from my sister!' you yelled furious at this man hurting your family 'You are quite strong you made me bleed from just a punch. You will be a powerful demon' the man said then suddenly he vanished, No Behind! You turned and tried to dodge but he grabbed your neck before you could do anything, and you felt immense pain then blacked out.
Nezuko had woken up and saw your body, she let out a scream and ran to your side, she let out a sigh of relief as you still had a pulse, she quickly picked you up and began to run down the hill, maybe if she hurried and got you to town you would survive. Not far from the two was Tanjiro who could smell the approaching blood, and also began to run and he quickened he's pace when he saw his sister carrying you while unconscious 'NEZUKO!! What happened?!' Tanjiro yelled getting her attention while she staggered, the pain of her own injuries were weighing her down. Tanjiro grabbed you from his sister and put you on his back, but he suddenly lost his footing in the snow, Nezuko seeing this reached for you and Tanjiro but because of her blood lost fell down the cliff with you two instead.
Tanjiro’s eyes were wide he looked to his side to see he’s sister unconscious from blood loss, looking around he spotted you, he saw the big a big amount on your body from a scratch that went from your right shoulder to your left hip, ‘(Y/n), are you alright? You shouldn’t be up! Let me… carry you into town!’ Tanjiro yelled desperately running up to you ‘(Y/N)!…’ you looked downmat him, you had slit eyes like a cat and you were growling, you lunged at Tanjiro, he brought out he’s hatchet in time as you bit on the wood “A demon this is what old man Saburo said, was (Y/N)… A man eating demon? No that was impossible (Y/N) has been human… since the day I met them. But this (Y/N)… smells of blood and death. But (Y/N) couldn’t have done all that. They don’t have any blood on their mouth or hands, and I can smell another sent” Tanjiro thought of this all as you suddenly grew into the size of an adult.
Tanjiro looked shocked as you grew in size and strength ‘(Y/N)… Hold on (Y/N)! Fight it fight for your life. I know your strong don’t turn into a demon! You can do it!’ Tanjiro yelled with tears streaming down his face ‘(Y/N)…’ Tanjiro stopped as he felt your tears land on his cheeks, he could smell sadness and guilt, you suddenly looked to the side to see a man with a sword. Tanjiro grabbed your neck and pushed you away from danger and his hair was cut off instead of your neck.
Making you two roll from the momentum, the attacker stood tall ‘Why did you protect them?’ He asked ‘S-sibling they are my older sibling!’ Tanjiro yelled you growled at the man trying to get out of Tanjiro’s hold ‘You call that thing your older sibling?’ The stranger asked while Tanjiro stayed silent he began to run at the two, so Tanjiro leaned down trying to protect you, but you were no longer under him.
Tanjiro looked up in horror to see you being held as you thrashed around trying to escape ‘Hey! Let (Y/N) go! Let my sibling go!’ The two boys stopped at the new voice ‘Nezuko!’ Tanjiro yelled worried for his sister ‘Don’t move, killing demons is my job, so I’m going to decapitate your older sibling’ the guy explained, you struggled more and he was taken aback by your strength as he put more pressure on he’s grip ‘Wait (Y/N) hasn’t killed anyone yet!’ ‘Yeah, plus their was a man at our house who attacked us and (Y/N) protected me!’ Both siblings yelled in your defense ‘Not (Y/N), I don’t know how this happened but it was definitely that man!’ Nezuko yelled standing next to her brother.
The man looked like a blank canvas ‘That's easy. Demon blood got inside your sibling so they turned into a demon. That is how man eating demon multiply’ He said it so simple ‘(Y/N) would never eat anyone!’ Both siblings yelled ‘A moment ago they almost ate you’ he spoke pointing his sword at Tanjiro ’No, I’m sure they now who we are!’ Tanjiro yelled ‘I won’t let them hurt anyone. We’ll find a way to cure them we’ll make them human again!’ Tanjiro yelled while Nezuko nodded in agreement ‘They won’t get better. A human who becomes a demon cannot go back’ he was still struggling to hold the demon.
How much blood did you get? ‘We’ll find a way! I swear! Please don’t kill them!’ Nezuko yelled in desperation ‘We’ll also find the man that killed our family we’ll do all that so’ Nezuko continued as the man brought his sword closer to your neck ‘STOP!!’ Tanjiro yelled cutting his sister off “We can’t lose (Y/N) too!” The siblings thought as they both bowed deeply ‘Please stop. Please don’t kill our older sibling! Please’ the both of them pleaded ‘Never leave yourself so DEFENSELESS in front of an enemy!’ The boy yelled clear hatred on his face.
Both siblings were shocked ‘Stop bowing so pitifully. If that worked, your family would still be alive! How can weaklings like you, who bows down when it’s time to fight! To kill or be killed… how can such a person….…cure their older sibling? Or even find their enemy! If you want something…..you must fight for it! The meek have no power and no options! The strong will crush them in every way! Demons might know how to cure your older sibling……but……No demon will respect your whining and begging! And for that matter I don’t respect you two either! That’s reality! Before…..why did you cover your sibling! Did you think that would protect them! Why didn’t you throw your hatchet? Why did you show me your back?! That’s how I was able to take them! I should have skewered you three!’ He yelled at the two and you wriggled around even more.
How could he say such harsh words to your little siblings, everything was quite except for your growing, he lifted his sword after a moment and struck it through your shoulder as you screamed in pain ‘No!!’ Both siblings went into action both of them threw a rock at the guy, who easily deflected them. Nezuko grabbed another rock and threw it aiming for his head but he moved to the side, she then brought her left leg up and aimed for the head. Just liked you showed her, but he blocked it then brought the end of his handle down making her unconscious.
Tanjiro ran for his hatchet and threw another rock with it also missing, he then ran forward screaming, once he got in striking distance, the guy also knocked him out like Nezuko. You stopped growling as you looked at Nezuko and Tanjiro, they are your little siblings, your only family, Protect Them, PROTECT THEM!
You felt his hold on you slip, so you took the opportunity and and got free, you kicked him far enough that he hit his back against a tree, quickly you ran to your siblings. PROTECT THEM, PROTECT THEM. You stopped right in front of them in a protective manner ‘L….leave….LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!’ You had shouted as the mans shocked face somehow became more surprised. Taking advantage you ran at him growling, you used your claws to scratch at him and you managed to injure him.
You were tired and hungry but you were going to win, you can’t let him hurt them. But you felt a hand to your left side of your neck and became unconscious. Kie, Takeo Hanako, Shigeru and Rokuta all sat around Tanjiro and Nezuko worried ‘I’m sorry to leave you behind, Tanjiro, Nezuko. Take care of (Y/N) for me, all right?’ Immediately Nezuko and Tanjiro woke up and clutched onto (Y/N) with tears ‘Your awake?’ The two looked up and saw the guy who had hurt you.
Nezuko brought your body towards her in a hug as Tanjiro stood in front of the two of you ‘Go see an old man named Urokodaki Sakonji who lives at the foot of Mount Sagiri. Tell him that Tomioka Giyu sent you. Your sibling should be fine because it's cloudy today……But don’t let them into direct sunlight’ after that he was gone.
Tanjiro had carried you up to the house since Nezuko was injured, once they arrived you had woken up and got off Tanjiro ‘(Y/N), are you ok?’ ‘Your not hurt are you?’ Both siblings asked you as you looked between the two, you brought your arms up and pulled the two towards you and gave them a hug.
They both wrapped their arms around you and began to cry, you held them tighter until they stopped sobbing slowly you pulled away and placed a hand on their cheeks ‘We need to be brave and strong, look out for each other, protect each other’ you told them and they nodded. After burying your family and praying, you went to your room and packed up your Shamisen and walked outside with it ‘Ah, (Y/N) your bringing your Shamisen?’ Nezuko asked as you nodded yes, you handed it to Tanjiro then you squatted in front of Nezuko. ‘Nezuko hop on your hurt’ you spoke as she hesitantly hopped on.
The both of them knew you were still their kind hearted older sibling, even if you were a demon now, you held Nezuko up by her thighs and she wrapped her arms around you neck, you and Tanjiro began walking ‘Hey, Tanjiro?’ You called to him as you three were far from home ‘Yes (Y/N)?’ He asked turning his attention to you ‘Were are we going?’ You asked as Nezuko was sound asleep 'Some place called Mount Sagiri, the guy before Tomioka Giyuu said to find a man who lived there named Urokodaki Sakonji' Tanjiro explained as you looked ahead of you, you only hoped that you three would be safe with this man.
Taisho Era Secret
Did you know that Muzan actually felt an intense and scary aura before (Y/N) attacked and he actually felt scared
oooh just thought of another one:
rengoku and tengen with a s/o who loves to cook and is always trying new recipes for them try. when it’s their birthday, the boys try to cook a meal for them in return but almost burn the house down and are banned from being within 10 feet of the stove☠️
| Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro |
| Gender Neutral Reader |
| Warnings: None |
| Genre: Fluff |
| Synopsis: Two himbo boyfriends try to make a meal for their partner who is now the only one allowed in the kitchen |
being able to score both Tengen and Rengoku must be a skill I swear
so both of them absolutely love you these two would literally help you hide a body if necessary
but the fact you love to cook for these two
please do less you’re going to kill them of love
you always make sure they have lunch when they go to work as well as writing a cute lil messages that make their day even better
these two love you so much
so when your birthday was coming up these boys made sure to have the day off at work to spend the whole day with you
the both of them made sure not to wake you as they got out of bed
both Rengoku and Tengen stood side by side as they looked at the recipe online
‘It can’t be that hard Y/N does this stuff everyday’
Tengen spoke as Rengoku nodded along even though both of them had no idea what to do they were going to do their best for your birthday
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You moved your arms around to try and find the body of one of your lovers but you were only left with cold empty sheets, letting out a groan you slowly sat up to begin your daily routine, that was until you heard somewhat silent screaming coming from the kitchen. Becoming slightly curious and concerned you made your way down the hall to the kitchen, the sight before you surprised you greatly.
Tengen had flour all over him while wearing a pair of mittens that were currently on fire as he was screaming in lower case, while Kyojuro was looking intensely at his phone while chopping wildly at a tomato getting the juice everywhere and on himself not noticing he was dicing the tomato into nothing.
‘What are you two doing?’ You spoke up groggy as the two flinched then turned to look at you. You still wore Tengens sweater and Kyojuro’s pants from last night while your bed hair was going everywhere ‘W-Well you see gem we wanted to make you something special for your birthday!’ Tengen exclaimed taking off the now charred mittens ‘But we don’t know how to cook food!’ Kyojuro called out like he normally would but you could tell he had a hint of nervousness.
‘Sorry… Love we didn’t mean to make a mess… or wake you…’ Tengen timidly spoke looking down in shame while Kyojuro did the same, smiling you walked up to the two ‘Don’t worry I’m not mad. Why don’t you two take a shower and we can all clean the kitchen together. Then we can order take out and cuddle on the couch and watch a movie’ you suggested as both the boys lit up knowing you weren’t angry at them.
Soon the three of you cleaned whatever it was Tengen and Kyojuro were trying to cook, as all of you sat on the big couch that could fit you all as each of you were eating the freshly delivered pizza ‘From now on you two are band from the kitchen’ you spoke looking through the movies available to watch ‘Fine by me! I prefer your cooking anyway Sunshine!’ Kyojuro spoke happily while cuddling against your left side.
‘Same here Diamond! I’ll pick your cooking all the time!’ Tengen exclaimed wrapping his arms around the both of you then leaning back bringing both yourself and Kyojuro laying on Tengen’s chest, smiling you gave both your boys a kiss then snuggled into Tengen’s chest with Kyojuro wrapping his arms around you and Tengen holding the both of you closer to himself ‘After this movie you both are going to take me out to get birthday gifts’ you spoke pressing play as both of them grinned at you, while the three of you finished your pizzas and occasionally made comments on the movie.
Best birthday ever.
@kabe-u-don
Daki I think to be the type to bully her crush
Like she would call you ugly
But her heart would always flutter at the sight of you as her words would be stuck in her throat
she would insult you constantly but when talking with her brother she would be like
"Y/N finished their work the fastest today! They're so cool and smart!"
or "Hey Gyutaro! Did you see that Y/N had their hair down today! They looked so pretty!"
And god if you compliment or be nice to her she is dead
Full on red-faced as she insults you but on the inside, she is on full fangirl mode
But if you don't get along with her brother then she will just hate you
Speaking of Gyutaro
If you and Daki do end up dating he would constantly be threatening you if you broke his little sister's heart
of course behind closed doors to not upset Daki
Daki is a tsundere at the beginning but once you get to know her she gets more flirty and confident
"Hey Y/N even though you're an idiot you still have pretty eyes and I think your cute so you better go out with me!"
Now I imagine Gyutaro is like his sister but instead of flat out insulting you he would act like he was annoyed with you
if you did something he would always say you were annoying or a bother
Gyutaro would kind of be a secret admirer as in he always stares at you and admires you when you don't look in his direction
he thinks you're really pretty but tries to avoid you always saying "You shouldn't be around someone like me" or "Don't bother talking hanging around me I'll just drag you to the bottom of the social ladder"
(No please baby lemmie give you kiss)
He knows his ugly so he probably won't bother to confess to you, so you gotta make the first move
If you were to compliment him in any way especially his appearance he would think you're lying right of the bat
he won't even take the compliment he would be like "No"
He would Uno reverse you but wouldn't want to look like a fool in front of you
If you got along with his sister he would just fall in love with you even more
If you did manage to convince him you felt the same way
he would be really shy during your relationship
if you allowed it he would definitely mock every single person he meets later in your relationship like
"Oh you're single how pathetic I unlike you have an amazing S/O named Y/N"
he would take care of you like Daki if you were sick or feeling bad would stay up all night just to make you feel better
Overall 2 tsundere siblings I would 10/10 recommend dating that have no idea what love is so please be kind and gentle with their feelings
(Quick note my mom has only read up to Volume 12 of the manga so she won't know every character)
Tanjiro Kamado: Wholesome
Nezuko Kamado: She's a warrior/fighter
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Dimwitted
Inoseke Hashibira: Savage
Kanao Tsuyuri: Suppressed
Genya Shinazugawa: Angry/Hostile
Giyu Tomioka: He has morals and he's humane
Shinobu Kocho: She's condescending and rude, her use in poison is impressive but she's a bad person for saying no one likes Giyu
Mitsuri Kanroji: Comes across as ditzy she's hot but doesn't really know or have an opinion
Tengen Uzui: Powerful, force to be reckoned with, flashy (My mom likes Hinatsuru the most of the wives)
Kyojuro Rengoku: Another wholesome boy, good guy, he shouldn't have died
Sanemi Shinazugawa: F*cking hate him! He can die in a hole!
Obanai Iguro: Same as Sanemi
Muichiro Tokito: Seems lost, doesn't know who he is
Himejima Gyomie: Doesn't know much, all he does is cry
All Demons: I think they're all horrible, I hate them
Tamayo: Trying to find a better life
inspiration just struck
ok tengen, giyu, rengoku, shinobu
what would their ideal date look like? tengen would def go somewhere like an amusement park for the flamboyance, giyu for sure is something like a quiet restaurant or cafe and stroll in the park, but rengoku and shinobu could probably go either way
either way i’m off to fantasize some more ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
| God if it weren’t for you giving me all these good ideas my profile would be dead |
| Warnings: None |
| Genre: Fluff/Headcanon |
| Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro, Tomioka Giyuu, Kocho Shinobu |
| Sorry this took so long I honestly forgot I had waiting request |
I 100% agree that Tengen would have his ideal date at an amusement park
But counter point
Tengen I think would have him and his date go to a festival
Extra counter point
My College AU Tengen would have an ideal date at a Musical Festival were him and his band perform
Reasons for this is he can show off his drumming skills
And festivals especially music ones let you stay for a few days so he would have a lot of time to get to know you
As well as the fact he can talk about his interest and introduce you to Makio, Suma and Hinatsuru (I am not excluding these 3 wonderful women)
He would probably want to see if you and his girls get along or not (you better hope you 4 are besties or are also dating them)
Though if Tengen did go with the Amusement Park date he would probably want the date to start in the early afternoon and end around 9 or 10 pm
I can see him wanting to be with his date for the whole day
In my head even though Tengen is a huge flirt I think he wouldn’t want to commit himself to a relationship unless he has an emotional connection with the other person
He also definitely is serious about his relationship and very committed to his lover I think he would commit murder before he even thinks about cheating
But anyway back to the main topic
I feel like Tengen wouldn’t try and put on a front of how he’s a gentleman or the perfect guy
Tengen would just act as he normally does and wouldn’t try to be what he isn’t
I feel like his worst date would be at a library or at a coffee shop
Tengen much prefers being loud and having excitement in his life
so any place that has a bunch of rules or is somewhere you need to be quiet he would probably leave the first 5 minutes in
Honestly I think Kyojuro would be fine with any type of date
I think he would prefer if the date location was chosen by the other person than himself
I just feel like he wouldn’t normally go on dates unless he thought the person was his soulmate or it was meant to be
Kyojuro probably wouldn’t care where the date was as long as he got to spend time with you
You could honestly have a date in the most badly reviewed restaurant and he would be fine with it as long as you were there
This boy would be such a gentleman as well he would pull your chair out for you, he would pay for whatever it was you two went, he would even bring an extra jacket if you got cold
Though I think once Kyojuro gets more comfortable with you he would absolutely adore at home dates
Getting your favourite junk food sitting on the couch with blankets wrapped around the both of you in your pyjamas while watching a movie
Kyojuro would definitely carry you to bed if you fell asleep as you two would then cuddle until he fell asleep
Honestly the dream right there
And if he woke up before you he would love to make breakfast in bed for you as long as you give him all the kisses he wants
I definitely feel like Kyojuro would be somewhat awkward at the beginning of the relationship but once you two are very comfortable with each other it honestly just comes naturally to him
Husband material 1000000% (I would add more 0’s but we got two more people to do!)
I feel like Giyuu would be the most awkward out of everyone else so he doesn’t really get around but
I feel like his ideal date would be getting lunch and then going to an Aquarium and depending on how it’s going dinner would be added
For some reason I think Giyuu would prefer dates to be only in the afternoon it wouldn’t be to early or too late for him
I think the Aquarium because I have a sneaking suspicion that Giyuu really likes sea animals the fish, octopus and sharks are his favourite
He probably has a fish tank
Giyuu would be really quite during the date so I think he would either like someone else to do the talking or would prefer someone who also enjoys the quite with him
Even though he has no idea what he is doing he definitely unintentionally lays down some charm
Opening the door for you
While walking he probably has an arm around your shoulder or has his hand on your back
He would probably buy the both of you matching plushies (I’m thinking dolphins) and then make your plushies kiss or something cute like that
I 100% believe Giyuu is such a charmer but doesn’t know it (probably thinks the date is going terrible)
I feel like Shinobu’s ideal date would be a movie in the afternoon and then a nice dinner
Basic I know but
I definitely believe Shinobu rarely goes on dates so she would probably look up date ideas or do dates she’s seen in movies
She would probably be pretty stiff at the beginning but the movie would definitely help with the nerves
At the dinner she would talk about how interesting or bad the movie was and then conversation would just flow easily with her
With Shinobu not knowing how to do dates she would definitely prefer a day or two notice before the date starts so she can prepare herself
She would try and act quite and just sit there and be pretty (she already is tho) as she has no idea on what to do
I feel like she would be fine with any type of date she would probably try anything once
Once Shinobu becomes more confident with dates I think her ideal date would still be a movie but then going window shopping then dinner
Same reasons earlier for why a movie
With the window shopping if the person she’s with is serious about her she would want to know what they like and dislike
It’s also just another way to get to know her date
If she think the date isn’t going well she would probably just skip to the dinner as I think she would find it useless to know stuff about her date if she thinks she won’t go out with them
@kabe-u-don
Why did he show up right under the post I did about him?!?1/?!?
Please tell me your still writting the "The Hashira's Darling" cuz gurl I'm in love with it TwT
Oh definitely it’s just since school is finishing for me I have to send in all my assignments but it’s definitely continuing don’t worry! More should be posted over school holidays!