everyday u should treat urself as u would treat a cute little cat
i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny
like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.
humbled
pov: The Case Study of Vanitas
thinking of a vampire and person dynamic that is really funny to me hold on
Show him the fruits
i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes
I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
"If you smile too much you'll get laugh lines!!!!!" what a horrible curse, to be afraid of having happiness permanently placed onto your body
you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?
laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet
*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks
owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.
light ✰
a little fan promo for watching & dreaming, this weekend
🗡️
(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense
“english isn’t my first language sorry for any mistakes” —proceeds to write the most beautiful work of art ever created with grammar ten times better than an english professor
What the fuck is going on
anyone who follows me will know that I am 🤬ENEMIES🤬 with 🏴☠️PIRACY🏴☠️ and will stop at nothing to bring it down 😡 FROM 😤 THE 💪 INSIDE 😩. So I am here to 😱 WARN 😱 YOU 😱 because I have recently discovered that someone has uploaded 🤢 EVERY 🤢 EPISODE 🤢 OF 🤢 SOUTH 🤢 PARK 🤢 onto Google Drive:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_bCeYxekGm4CG1np1occgxPGnjizbR00?usp=sharing
that’s right!! 25 seasons, plus specials and the movie, all for free with no paywall, adverts or risk of viruses. which is of course 🤮 ABSOLUTELY 🤮 DISGUSTING 🤮. but luckily now you know exactly where it is stored so that you can avoid it!! 😅 PHEW 😅 that was a close call!!
"i could pick you up so easily" okay and i could make you moan like a girl
repostjng this for my own self need for when im sad
“A rambunctious wombat named Timothy at a local animal sanctuary.”
(Source)
i see this mf everywhere
Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.
transparent base for people! no need for credit. have fun! :))
In the middle of the night on March 13, 2020, Breonna Taylor, a 26-year-old EMT, was senselessly killed by police as she slept in her own home. Breonna was a daughter, friend, sister, and hero in her community.
Since her death, no one has been charged for her murder. The only semblance of justice that we have seen is the passing of the Breonna Law in Kentucky. But there is still much work to be done to ensure that other innocent people do not continue to lose their lives in the same manner.
Your name will forever be on our minds, in our hearts, and on our lips as we SAY YOUR NAME.
Rest In Power, Breonna 🕊️
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