FRITZ! 🐩🍰

You're drunkenly stumbling home one night and from the duckboards through the booze haze you see the most scrumptious ass teasingly glide away deeper into the dark swamp. You follow, legs getting heavier and orientation more difficult by each step.

How many times that scenario has played out in Ditovo is not easy to calculate but it's likely not zero. The more sober locals will tell you that the slamreta, also known as "harlot of the lake", is not a malicious creature, it wants nothing to do with you in fact. This animal uses inflatable sacks on its hind legs to float on the water's surface perfectly still as it looks for fish or other small things to eat. It hunts using its sharp vision and plunges its long neck to reach prey. It's long tail is curled up to act as a stabilizing anchor. At sign of danger the slamreta can deflate the hind leg sacks to dive and swim away. It spends most of its time in water and will build a nest in-between reeds or other shore vegetation.

(Local dandy loses his mind colourized 1910)

President Merkin Muffley from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb gets called Babygirl!

I love urban legends such as The Smiling Man

BARBED WIRE CANECHAINS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AT THE HELLFIRE FOUNDRY! 15.00 USD EACH :)

PREVENT UNWELCOME ABLED HANDS FROM TOUCHING YOU OR MOBILITY AID. CAN MODIFY CANES, ROLLATORS, FOREARM CRUTCHES & MORE. THE CHAINS ARE LIGHTWEIGHT ALUMINUM, HANDTWISTED TO CUSTOM LENGTH.

freedom for palestine within our lifetime.

please consider donating to care for gaza (twitter link w/ more information), doctors without borders, the palestine children's relief fund or another one of the many other charitable organizations working to help those affected by the ongoing attacks.

Megareptiles and volcanoes. Les Belles images. August 29, 1912.

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Kid Pix just became public domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It’s uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

(update: someone commented that Kid Pix has ALWAYS been open source which is rad as hell)

shrimp band automaton 🦐🪕🦐🎹🦐🎺🦐🎷 | stoccafisso_design on ig

ACAB pasteup spotted in Vancouver, British Columbia