Crack My Fucking Knuckles And Break Down The Door To Hell Bitch. What're They Gonna Do, Kill Me?

Help a brother out!

“i take hair ties off of my wrist when i weigh myself - nature or nurture? i wonder how many calories are in toothpaste and i only feel beautiful when my stomach growls. there’s a zoo in my belly and everyone just marvels at my self control - ignoring the captivity. as a young girl, the women in my family would oftentimes tell me that they wished to be my size. forgetting that, one day, i would grow up to be theirs. what a catastrophic family tradition. i drink diet coke for dinner and make meals like a mad scientist - measuring everything that dares to enter this body. but, i don’t look sick.. you can’t quite see my bones and i’d like to think that means i have it under control. you see, i’m just on a “diet” i’m just “intermittent fasting” i’m just “in the beginning stages” i just “want my clothes to fit better.” i promise, if i just lose 30 more pounds, i’ll stop. i’m not shrinking - i’m being molded - i am a sculpture made from countless creators so blame them if you don’t like the art.”

— smspoetry

little guy and big bear thing and even littler egg guy reblog to feed her seeds

YES

LET FAT PEOPLE LOVE THEIR BODIES

THEY ARE GOING TO DIE OF CARDIAC ARREST WELL BEFORE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO DIE IF THEY JUST LOVE AND ACCEPT IT YOU FUCKING RAPSCALLION

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

AWWWWWWW

more kara fam stuff cause im always in the mood for them :)

Let’s take a second guys. Cuz I need a fic of Jason Todd being a ghost rider. These are some designs I was thinking. BUT like IMAGINE him and the fam in a situation and Jason just goes full ghost rider mode!!!

Oh baby, there's already a whole ass third of the Mario fandom that is RABID over the idea of Bowuigi. I'll wager Mario's moustache on it.

alright three points

1. i really really really fucking adore peach. she's fantastic and i will not hear otherwise thank you

2. how much do you think it paines chris pratt that there is a rainbow road and that his character must traverse it

3. okay i don't know what the general opinion was before this, but how much you wanna bet that bowser/luigi is gonna be the next big thing

Well, depending on how soon Jaiden logs in THEY MIGHT HAVE TO

*everyone cheering at saving felps*

foolish: let’s do it again next week!

cellbit: NO. NO. LETS NOT.