So Uhhh. Yeah.

Bruce: *sees a bag with a note in the fridge*

The note: DEAD DOVE. Do not eat!

Bruce: *looks inside*

Bruce: I don't know what I expected.

au in which jason is adopted by catwoman instead of batman and becomes stray

been thinking very heavily about donna troy in padme looks

Daily motivation

Chapters: 1/3 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Koriand'r & Jason Todd, past Roy Harper/Koriand'r/Jason Todd, Past Dick Grayson/Roy Harper/Koriand'r, (a lot of) additional past/speculated/implied relationships in author's note Characters: Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Koriand'r (DCU), Other Character Tags to Be Added, as they appear in next chapters Additional Tags: Future Fic, Crack, Humor, Fluff and Crack, Fluff and Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Established Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Past Relationship(s), Jason Todd's Morbid Humor, Jason Todd Swears, Swearing, No Incest, Implied Sexual Content, Everyone is Bisexual, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Jason Todd-centric, Roy Harper Being a Little Shit, Koriand'r being a Little Shit

Summary:

hat-trick (noun) - the achievement of a generally positive feat three times in a match, or another achievement based on the number three.

“There’s plenty of people on two, sure,” Roy was saying. “Present company included. But three? No way.”

“Think about how many people have shared teams with them. If those other teams are anything like the Titans, someone surely has.” Kory’s tone was light, as if stating the obvious.

Jason ground his teeth and seriously considered the merits of another few hours in the supply closet.

Or: Roy, Kory and friends inflict immeasurable psychic damage upon one Jason Todd. If Jason has to hear another word about sex and his siblings uttered in the same breath, he’s gonna start shooting. Maybe himself. Anything to exit this conversation.

I think jason should get to wear skimpy provocative clothes as a treat.

Reclamation of his bodily autonomy via his sexuality and sensuality.

Leather pants that hug his thighs, crop tops that show his bellybutton (with piercing maybe!!) and necklines that show his cleavage. Makeup too. Glossy plump lips and smokey eyeliner.

Finding yourself attractive is powerful as fuck and he deserves that

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I AM SO SORRY, BUT I WAS READING THE ASK, and my brain went just, oh, okay, Roy Harper--

look i'm sorryyyyyyyy but....i am a sucker for "jason abandons the bats and joins the arrowfam". not even necessarily as a (romantic) jayroy thing; even if they really are just a strong platonic team-up, jason joining the arrowfam is PEAK.......

Roy and Lian go away for a week and Jason gets lonely so he goes to one of CatWomans safe houses.

Selina walking in seeing a six foot beefy ass Jason playing with one of her kittens: Hey…

Jason: Sup

Selina: Is Roy out of town?

Jason petting the loudest orange kitten she has: Yeah how’d you know