uh, um, well, i don’t know how to comment on this, but, here
Someone plays sniper elite 3 : It's a pity that this is not the version I used to play.
Someone : What do you think? And... Are you okay?
Me play without stopping : Yeah, it's all right.
Me: Who the fuck is Sebastian?
The person who shows The Evil Within: *Shows the most beautiful art in the world*
Me: *dumbfounded in Russian*
Friend: How do you like our new generation of teenagers?
I'm looking at people who act like assholes: Well, it seems to them there is normal ...
Someone: What is your meaning of life?
Me: Shipping those people who are "just friends."
Someone: Hey, what's wrong with you? You look more depressed today.
Me: Because I had a hard day.
Someone: And what did you do all day?
Me: I tried to draw a damn line on that fucking hand!
Me.: *quietly sits in the room and cries*
Me.: Why can't I talk to anyone about my favorite fandoms? Why is everyone silent in my presence, why?...
Me.: *continues to cry*
Hylics Specimen Chart (feat. #07 and #23 and their subparts)
Person: Who is Sumo?
Me: This is a plump and lazy bun with cinnamon.
Someone: How do you usually deal with depression?
Me: Easy, I just eat and watch TV series.