Art By J. C. Leyendecker (1910s To 1930s)

Friend: How do you like our new generation of teenagers?

I'm looking at people who act like assholes: Well, it seems to them there is normal ...

Person: Who is Sumo?

Me: This is a plump and lazy bun with cinnamon.

Someone: How do you usually deal with depression?

Me: Easy, I just eat and watch TV series.

Someone: Hey, what's wrong with you? You look more depressed today.

Me: Because I had a hard day.

Someone: And what did you do all day?

Me: I tried to draw a damn line on that fucking hand!

Hylics Specimen Chart (feat. #07 and #23 and their subparts)

Me.: *quietly sits in the room and cries*

Me.: Why can't I talk to anyone about my favorite fandoms? Why is everyone silent in my presence, why?...

Me.: *continues to cry*

Someone: What are you doing that you do not sleep all night?

Me: Watch YouTube, talk with friends, write something, i study, clean up at home, go to the store, draw, well, and much more.

Someone: Wow, you have a "fun" life.

Me: In fact, everything is much worse, because soon exams.

Я.: Эй Мозг, что ты мне принёс сегодня?

Мозг.: Ничего.

Я.: Это ты мне принёс и вчера.

Me : Let's play Sherlock, because I can't find my headphones.

Brain : You think they're here?

Me : I Hope so...

Brain with sarcasm : Well, keep it up.