happythecow

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Give him a British Fiver.

Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.

He looks like the type of cat to lobby for an anti dog agenda.

i need everyone to see the cat i met today

his name is hercule purrot

Pukimon is fucking great!

Pokemon fucking sucks

All of us here knows this already.

Iskell left?

Man I need to catch up with the series.

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

👍

Your heart

I am going on hiatus im back

Wait, are you slam-dunking LeBron, or a basketball in the game with LeBron? Also Lamborghinis are overrated. Too identifiable by the cops.

do you ever think that maybe the reason we dream is because our souls long for another plane of existence? one of suffering and hellish delights, one that only knows the depravity and desperation of a dream realm, a torture chamber of our own making, created from our yearning to suffer be shattered??????

I dream of slam-dunking LeBron and driving big Lamborghinis

The moment I read this I KNEW it was 2003 clone wars. Anything before and he isn't the same object of Chaos, and anything after wasn't the same energy for that kinda thing. Also the 2003 clone wars was GOATed

This is for science

Why not all three?

Bombed out bathroom, on a cold winter night. You and your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade run to the nearest shelter, to grab a med kit to help a short person who is hurt. You arrive, a couple seconds later than the other two, and look at the mirror. The kid looks at you, but only briefly, as their stitches need to be cleaned. You stumble to the furthest stall, the one with more space and you sit. You sit down to regain your thoughts and come to a conclusion. THIS SUCKS. A few minutes later and they come to check on you, worried about the pool of blood forming out from the stall. The see you, gasp, and ask why

"you had to help the kid"

"BITCH IM 6 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU IM JUST SHORT!"

And then you pass, having finally gaslit the shortie one last time

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Hal is nice. I liked when he went insane, but not when they retconed him. Give my goodbois some character development!I also like alan Scott because he's such a symbol of determined will and he isn't even a proper GL . I was also hoping absolute bat had something like bluesky, but makes sense to have a twitter too keep up with everything.

Best GL?

Does absolute bat have twitter?

Ngl I haven't read a ton of GL comics, but Hal's def my fav of the ones that I know

Also, he's like, what, 20 something? He definitely does

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

Well this makes me mad. Cool toph is the best toph. Why make her into earth kingdom katara? Katara is cool, but in a fundamentally different way.

Puar is one of the only main cast to survive until the buu saga. Puar is also a killer

some recent puars

I always said Gohan was the GOAT. Future Gohan was willing to take ups the slack, and xeno Gohan gets a nice Paycheck (i think?)

Thinking about how Gohan choosing to live a semi normal life is objectively hilarious. Because to his fellow uni students or work colleagues he’s just an unnecessarily buff but overall nerdy and sweet guy. Then you zoom out, look at his family and treasured acquaintances and OH NO, WHAT? Are those aliens? Why can they fly? OH NO.

Plus he’s married to an heiress essentially? I just know he has people scratching their heads trying to figure him out.

Also I know some DBZ/DBS fans give him grief for losing his edge. But hello? This guy basically saved the world thrice and majority of that was before he was even 12. He didn’t even get to stumble across peril while going on a fun adventure, it literally hit him in the face every single time. Gohan entering martial arts retirement after clocking crazy stats in his youth is also HILARIOUS and I support suburban dad Gohan.

I mean, if gero never got laid then we wouldn't have any of the main androids. Just eighter, and even that's debatable

Friendly reminder that ​Vegeta getting laid resulted in the current timeline being saved.

Wholesome

Are ya winning, Son Gohan?

Apparently, games are farts, huh.

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

Learn something new every day.

YESS!!!

normalize avoiding sunlight denormalize using garlic in every fucking meal

I wonder when they are going to put you down

they tried but then I decided to put myself back up

It sounds like your school is better than ok. Sounds great actually. I got that option in school a few times but honestly I could never do it because I would stress myself out on accuracy to characters

my English exam is writing fanfic 😭🙏 is my school ok???

Ok cell won in the rematch against trunks, but Krillin survived the entire thing!

He beat Cell all by himself! :D

But there are approximately 7-8 billion people there right now?

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

What about Krillin and Trunks,hmm? They killed cell too

He beat Cell all by himself! :D

I'm having a STAIR down

Big Richard energy

trans fem dick grayson save me. save me trans fem dick.

What else would we do? Tittie the tank engine?

Ngl that sounds fire

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

I want that Brownie

Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.

Gravity is a ploy by the rich to keep us down, weak, and so called "grounded".

First, lets take a look at gravity. Gravity generally means something along the lines of a force towards another mass, but in practice this generally means towards the planet we reside on. Now planet, and infact, much of the universe, is created in a closed source environment, as we have not managed to create an environment that takes external input or output. What does this mean? It means the owner of this system, God, is keeping us from connecting and collaborating with other environments, under the guise of them being "TO MUCH FOR YOUR MORTAL UNDERSTANDING", which I could maybe excuse if not for the fact that, according to the terms and conditions, God owns everything in the universe. He owns the raw material, the factories, your new Jordans, everything. This puts him in a class of his own, with him being able to make a lavish paradise in the sky, and weve only begun to scratch the surface. Ok, now to loop back to the Original point, gravity. Gravity is a tool used to keep those indentured into working on Gods blue Earth from, rioting and reclaiming the right to have cool cloud houses and flying. Gravity also keeps you from reaching your full potential by putting insurmountable obstacles, such as 5 pound weights. Without gravity, I could life the moon. They say it's to keep us grounded, but really it's to chain us.