I had this idea about Phineas and Ferb:
Perry pays the bills and taxes, but one month he gets so caught up in work that he temporarily forgets.
The parents both thought that the other was paying all the bills, so then they’re like “wait…if IM not paying the bills, and YOURE not paying the bills…who is??”
And then the family finds Perry paying the bills and stuff, but he goes platypus mode and so he’s just like “krrrgrggg” and instead of going “WTF how is Perry paying the bills??” The family is just like
“awww! Thanks Perry, you’re such a good platypus!! Good boy, Perry!” 🥰🥰
So then if there’s a court case over the house and the judge is like “okay who pays the bills?” Both the parents sigh before going “bring him in, boys”
and Phineas & Ferb walk in holding Perry and the whole court’s like “what???”
And then they show a video of Perry paying the pills & Taxes and the courts like:
“YOU ARENT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY YOUR PET PLATYPUS IS PAYING THE BILLS??? WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY??” And the whole family just shrugs and is like “we were worried that if we questioned him he might think he’s not supposed to do that, so we just gave him some yummy treats and called him a good boy :]”
I need this on my page *Yoinks*
Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
Cheers to hating that bitch 🙌
official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
I HAVE MADE AI POISON
All of these images are very high resolution (the more jumbled pixels the more the ai gets confused) ranging from 3500x3500 - 5000 pixels,
I’ll add more later, but for now here’s these.
They’re in png format, but I think JPG will work too if tumblr doesn’t let you have it as a PNG. Use them for whatever art of yours you like, just put it on and decide on opacity. You could even make a repeating pattern if you’d like, I don’t really care.
I made all of these on IBIS paint, I’ll put an alt to explain how I made each image
Feel free to RB to spread this and/or add your own AI poison for artists to use.
I have nothing to add, I just need this on my blog
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I have a tiny dwarf tuxedo cat that hates every other pet she has ever encountered, so when I got my leopard gecko about 2 years ago I was worried she would be angry.
She just chilled outside the gecko’s terrarium, just kinda Watching. The gecko hated every other animal except my cat… then it hit me:
THEYRE THE ONLY TWO WITH BRIGHT GREEN EYES- it’s eye color racism??????
You know it’s easier to just block people and move on. I follow your blog but it is honestly so exhausting to read the back and forth between you and other blogs. I get that what they are saying is not something either of us like or agree with but my god, harassing strangers over and over is taking things to an unnecessary extreme. I’m afraid someone you or others harass might actually hurt themselves and no matter what they believe that is a shitty thing to wish on a literal human being. I’ve known people who have hurt themselves after getting harassed online and it is devastating. It destroys a family and causes all around trauma for everyone who was close with them. It’s fucked up to encourage this. I’m sorry to say I will be unfollowing and blocking your account because I just can’t be associated with that or with people who think certain types of people deserve harassment. It’s just really triggering for me to see and I hope you can understand why it’s bad even if these people fundamentally disagree with you. It’s time to be the bigger person and stop giving the rest of us a bad reputation because you don’t know how to curate your own online and experience. Sorry for the long ask I just wanted to tell you why I feel I have to unfollow. Hope you get to a place in your life where you can understand how harmful your words can be even if you thing someone deserves them.
Understandable, it’s important to keep yourself from triggering stuff. Hope you have a good day, make sure to take care of yourself!
I also fully understand the effect words can have, and I wasn’t joking about cursing them, it’s already done.
Hope you can find some more positive stuff, Farewell! <3
Directly copy pasted from where I just sent it in a discord group chat:
MY AUDHD KICKED IN AND I HYPERFIXATED ON SORTING ALL OF MY ART SUPPLIES FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS
I PUT OFF EATING UNTIL I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN I COULDNT FOCUS
THEN I INSTANTLY WENT BACK AT IT
IM TRYING TO CONVINCE MY BRAIN THAT IM DONE FOR NOW BUT IT WANTS IT ALL DONE WITHOUT ANY MORE INTERRUPTIONS
HALP
That casual moment of realizing you’re an otherkin and the kintypes have weird overlaps and/or conflicting feelings.
Enderman kin - supposed to hate water
Seafolk kin - I love water
Dragon kin - I want to be in the sky not water
It kills me-
This realization of my kintypes explains a lot:
Endfolk kin:
Hate eye contact, love purple and darkness, I’m tall and lanky already but feel like I need to be TALLER 👹
I like picking things up like an Endfolk too :}
Seafolk kin:
I specifically feel like a leviathan sea folk, I’m a 50 foot long, glowing scales, head fins, large clawed, lots of frills and fins, CHARCOAL SKINNED BEAST, yet a gentle giant!!!
With dragon kin, I kinda already knew (I have a dragon sona)
Green scales, 3 pairs of horns, dark green & purple webbing for my wings, larger than most dragons, tall and imposing yet also lean and long.
I want to fly, I want to swim, I want to blip through the fabric of reality and leave purple sparkles in my wake.
And all this is also paired with already being a magical and supernatural and mundane entity that’s SOMEHOW BECOME AN ELDRITCH DEITY AND I ACCIDENTALLY IMMORTALIZED MYSELF WITH SHEER SPITE WHEN I WAS 9
*Insert Sad Eldritch blob here*
Gndzgbdfhvdf (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
Endfolk: ✨💜🖤👁️🗨️🪻🌑☮️🔮🪬👾🐦⬛🐈⬛🍬🪁🎆🧬
Dragon: 🌿🐉🦎🎆🌌🦚🏔️💎🔐🔆💚💜📜
Leviathan Seafolk: 🌑🌊🦈🖤🔊📜🩻🔮🎆🌪️🪷🪸🦚🪼🐋🦭
Eldritch Deity: 💜🌌✖️👁️🗨️🕸️🥀🌒🌋🎆🪬🔮🧬🔐🔗📖
Bootiful
more lovers, MORE LOVE IN THIS HELL HOLE WORLD
Yippee ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Hello! Would it be possible to request a Polyam Sylveon or Leafeon? (Preferably the flag with the yellow heart :3c) Thank u sm if u do!
Colourfull leaf!
Shapeshifting Eldritch DeityWriting blog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkentheenigmaPokéblog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkenpokeblog
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