One Of My Friends And Her Friends Made An Ask Blog. Check It Out!

One of my friends and her friends made an ask blog. Check it out!

[INCOMING MESSAGE]

???: ‘Kay I think it’s recording ???: Is it??

???: No yeah see ‘cause the little light is on ???: Ohhhhhh

???: OK, you start

???: What?? Why me

???: Just go!

[INCOMING MESSAGE]

Krynn: Fine okay HI I’M KRYNN!!

Mark: I’m Mark, and this is Tom!

Tom: Huh?

Krynn: Welcome to our blog!!

[INCOMING MESSAGE]

Mark: Alright, intros time. The name’s Marcos, you probably recognize me from your dreams. I enjoy long walks on the beach, deep conversation, holding hands, romcoms, pruning the garden, skinny dip-

Krynn: Whoaaa okay stopping you there–aaaand HELLO! I’m Krynn

[INCOMING MESSAGE]

Krynn: I’m the newest member of the team!! I don’t know how these guys got along without me cause my power makes it waaay easier to deal with-

Mark: Oh crap I forgot to talk about powers

Krynn: Well too late! Anyway, we’re a team of like, paranormal hunters who-

Mark: Well, hey, we can’t tell them all that much. But yeah, if you see something out of the ordinary, give us a call! And-

Krynn: WAIT wait Tom didn’t introduce himself!

[INCOMING MESSAGE]

Krynn: TOM!

Tom: What are you guys doing??

Mark: It’s an ask blog! So tell us about yourself

Tom: Wait, is that even allowed?

Mark: I dunno, who cares

Tom: Well, you should ask Mrs. Douglas before doing this.

Mark: Jeez, fine

[END OF TRANSMISSION]

The askbox is open!

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6 months ago

Once more I consider just going through this blog, marking my reference rbs here with a tag so I can find them, and then separating church and state (fandom and everything else). If only because this is the blog I can show off my badges on.


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4 years ago
Disclaimer: I Am East Asian. If Anyone Who Is Not White Sees Anything Wrong With My Phrasing, Inaccuracies,
Disclaimer: I Am East Asian. If Anyone Who Is Not White Sees Anything Wrong With My Phrasing, Inaccuracies,
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Disclaimer: I Am East Asian. If Anyone Who Is Not White Sees Anything Wrong With My Phrasing, Inaccuracies,
Disclaimer: I Am East Asian. If Anyone Who Is Not White Sees Anything Wrong With My Phrasing, Inaccuracies,
Disclaimer: I Am East Asian. If Anyone Who Is Not White Sees Anything Wrong With My Phrasing, Inaccuracies,
Disclaimer: I Am East Asian. If Anyone Who Is Not White Sees Anything Wrong With My Phrasing, Inaccuracies,
Disclaimer: I Am East Asian. If Anyone Who Is Not White Sees Anything Wrong With My Phrasing, Inaccuracies,

disclaimer: I am east asian. if anyone who is not white sees anything wrong with my phrasing, inaccuracies, or insensitivity, or something I missed, please feel free to add on. I’m just one person with one perspective; none of what I say should be taken as The Singular way to draw an Asian character. if you havent done so already, please take the effort to expand your view of Asian culture outside this one tutorial.

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3 years ago

Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

5 years ago
Stinky Bug Man, That’s Why.
Stinky Bug Man, That’s Why.
Stinky Bug Man, That’s Why.

stinky bug man, that’s why.

1 year ago
Do Not Let HR Do This To You. It Is Not Illegal To Talk About Wages In The Work Place. I Did And Got

Do Not Let HR do this to you. It is not illegal to talk about wages in the work place. I did and got a 12% raise!

2 years ago

For those of you who are serious about wanting to get out the US, read this master post of all the ideas I've investigated over the years.

For any folks out there with European ancestry who are sick of the United States, I encourage you to get a $40 subscription to Ancestry dot com and begin looking for paperwork on your ancestors going back to the old country. You might already be a citizen of that country and not even know it. There may not even be a limit for how many years have passed between you and your family's emigration. There are Jews with Spanish ancestry who have reclaimed themselves as citizens because of their documentation going back to the 15th century.

I'm talking all birth, marriage, divorce, naturalisation and military documentation between you and whoever in your family was born in Europe/citizen there. Unless your family formally renounced their old citizenships, look into it. HELL, even if they did, look into it. Citizenship laws over there change all the time.

For those of you who do not have ancestry, look into these options:

Latin Americans are eligible to apply for citizenship in Spain after 2 years because of the legacy of colonialism

Anyone under the age of 30 has the right to apply for 1 year long work away visas in other countries. You're not allowed to stay in that country specifically to work longer than 1 year, but if you can move there with your current employer and do well, someone might sponsor a visa if you're passionate about coming back to stay in the country

If you work in the service industry, go ahead and apply for a work away visa. You'll still be approved. While you're there bussing tables, think about grad school abroad and apply somewhere. It's often incredibly cheap compared to the US with discounts and social support for students depending on where you go, and FEDERAL US STUDENT LOANS CAN BE USED FOR ACCREDITED INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITIES

Grad school is free in Norway, even for foreigners, but you have to cover costs of living

Many international universities have programs offered in English

If you went to a university considered to churn out "High Potential Individuals" then the UK is offering 2 year visas to all students who have graduated within the past 5 years (think universities in the top 15 in the US)

If you are in a STEM field, you can apply for a visa to gain entry to the EU for 6 months to look for work

If you are an ARTIST, Berlin Germany offers a visa specifically for you

If you are in the medical field, check out Doctors without Borders and affiliated organizations that will take you abroad

Your medical licenses are good elsewhere in the world if you're willing to do residency abroad (sorry but I don't make the rules. They do tend to pay residents a fairer wage in the Scandinavian countries, though!)

If you are a contracted seasonal agricultural worker, there are farms in Iceland that are always hiring and will provide you with food and lodging

If you work in energy/nuclear, there are plants abroad looking for people

If you think flights+housing are too expensive to save for to live abroad, then may I remind you that flights abroad are cheaper than US flights right now for the rest of 2022 and the first quarter of 2023. You can try to get a remote job or a remote side gig/hustle and from there you can work abroad and try to make it work

If you are worried about taxes, please Google the 330-day rule and residency test concerning US taxes. If you live abroad for 330 days out of the year, then the US only collects taxes from you on income earned above ~$100K a year. You still have to file US taxes, but that number basically becomes your new standard deduction.

If you work in education and are willing to teach, please apply for Fulbrights abroad, or English teaching programs abroad. If you are skeeved out about teaching English, I get it, but please know that people who speak English earn more over their lifetimes, and you would significantly improve the long term career prospects of your students and give them new opportunities

For retirees, just go abroad with your Social security if you have it. As long as you meet the financial requirements of another country and document that you can support yourself and that you aren't going there to work, you are in the clear!

9 months ago

I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip

Using a random fic of mine as example..

I’m Noticing An Increase In New Fic Writers On AO3 Who…uh…mayy Not Know How To Format Their Fics
I’m Noticing An Increase In New Fic Writers On AO3 Who…uh…mayy Not Know How To Format Their Fics

The left example: ✅✅✅

The right example: ❌❌❌

Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!

If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…

3 years ago
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