Applying For Jobs Is A Hell Designed Specifically To Torment Autistic People. Here Is A Well-paying Task

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

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6 years ago

500 FOLLOWER ART GIVEAWAY

Thank you for following! Y’all want some free art?

Winners will be randomly generated, and they will each get a drawing of their D&D/tabletop character.

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(If you wish, you may exchange a first or second place price for a lower tier drawing PLUS a bobbing pixel.)

Rules: 1. Must be following me, new followers are welcome! (though I ask you nicely to only follow if you actually want my content on your dashboard) 2. Reblogs count as entries. 3. Do not tag this as giveaway. 4. Please provide a visual reference or a very detailed description of your character if you win, including of their clothing, as this is not a character design giveaway. 5. If you reblog this to a sideblog, please include the name of your main blog in the tags. 6. This giveaway is for D&D characters. Only enter if you actually have a D&D character. (Similar tabletops like Pathfinder are alright too) 7. Winners are contacted via instant message by default. 8. If I get no response from you within 30 hours, a new winner will be chosen.

Winners will be chosen on Wednesday June 20th 2018 at 19:00 GMT

3 years ago
Time To Feed Unprofessional Managers What They’ve Been Dishing Out For Far Too Long.
Time To Feed Unprofessional Managers What They’ve Been Dishing Out For Far Too Long.

Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long.

2 years ago

Hi!

I'm pretty new to art and trying to learn color to... weird results. I really love the way you use color in your art, it's like, the prettiest thing ever!! Could you make a tutorial or explain how you do it?

hello!

aw thank youu <3

I can't make a full tutorial right now but the gist of color palettes is finding colors that work together, most colors can work together if you find the right hue, I usually just wing these but it's basically about keeping an eye on the color saturation/brightness and make sure it's in range of the other colors

Hi!

in a color palette usually you'll want to stick to 4-6 colors (loosely speaking) when it comes to entirely different colors, if you have many similar hues sometimes it can be better to just make it one (for example if you have several small details in a picture that don't necessarily need to be of different colors, u can just use colors already present in the palette for them)

and then there's colors u can use for shading! once you have your base color you use the slider on the color wheel to pick an adjacent shade and then pick a lighter or darker color within range and there u have it

Hi!
Hi!

there's just so many possible combinations also like desaturated colors + bright colors, the whole neon colors scale.. color theory stuff like complementary colors, anyway I hope this helps a little!

Hi!
6 months ago

calling all authors!!

i have just stumbled upon the most beautiful public document i have ever laid eyes on. this also goes for anyone whose pastimes include any sort of character creation. may i present, the HOLY GRAIL:

https://www.fbiic.gov/public/2008/nov/Naming_practice_guide_UK_2006.pdf

this wonderful 88-page piece has step by step breakdowns of how names work in different cultures! i needed to know how to name a Muslim character it has already helped me SO MUCH and i’ve known about it for all of 15 minutes!! i am thoroughly amazed and i just needed to share with you guys 

6 years ago

WE HAVE A PHOTO

OF A BLACK. HOLE.

THIS IS SO FANTASTIC!

Scientist: “w….what the fuck is that?”

2 years ago

i feel like tumblr is the place i can blatantly say you can download all of OK KO! Let’s be Heroes from okko(dot)fun including the promo and mini episodes

3 years ago
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.
A Master Post Of Thomas Romain’s Art Tutorials.

A master post of Thomas Romain’s art tutorials.

There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. 

Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!

1 year ago

Ever since February I’ve considered more and more using my actual main just because I worked hard for these boop badges dammit and I want to show them off!


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