not breathijg till a lasko vid drops starting now go
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I miss Lasko Moore :(
don’t get me wrong i am very happy that we’ve been getting vincent and asher and ollie content and whoever else like thank u for the food ofc BUT PLEASE i think i’ll actually starve to death if lasko doesn’t come from the war soon i need him to return to me
Lasko’s a slut just like his mother
I mean, sure. Lasko could be humanborn. but I think it would be way more funnier if Lasko was a product of infidelity!
Imagine this, Lasko's mom being a hoe and has a one night stand with an air elemental, and the next thing you know she's pregnant. Eventually Lasko's biological father *ahem* catches wind of this (I think I'm fucking hilarious) and sends he sends an anonymous letter to her and the letter just says
"from one parent to another, you should name your child Lasko! It means good luck and prosperity in my native language"
(because in my head, Lasko's biological father is a lil silly)
And this bitch actually does name her baby Lasko. Because she's dumb...
Years later when her son hits puberty and gets his powers, she is then (accidentally) suffocated by her own son as punishment for cheating 😌
The end!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Sam better win this fucking POLL!
At first I jokingly thought of how people draw Y/N, and know I think of freelancer as nonbinary and albino.
is Freelancer just the listener that everyone projects onto ?