Latest Posts by heroes-feasting - Page 7

oh butter FUCKS. this is so groovy!!

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence

Roommate psychological warfare chamber

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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this dude makes tiktoks of him reloading household objects like they’re fps weapons and they’re so fucking satisfying

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

He wants some bread… 🥖🥐 Twitter I Instagram

all I’m saying is charlie slimecicle would do numbers on tumblr

The magic of complements.

fork that retracts its prongs every time you try to use it

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

My unsuspecting followers:

Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:

I don’t know what I was expecting.. but it was NOT this

A dishwasher that turns tupperware lids into socks that you don't own

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

thanks for following me but you’re gonna regret it later

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

MCC has added a monument to Techno in the MCC lobby!

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A cropped screenshot of Techno’s memorial in the MCC hub from the update video for MCC 23. It consists of a wooden slab with a custom diamond sword with a stone hilt embedded into it. The sword’s connection between guard and hilt is decorated with a golden pig face and a custom version of Techno’s crown hangs from one side of the guard.

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“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt