@chaotic-conquest Durge Moment

I hate that this could work

Modern vampire fiction: Vampires are scheming masterminds whose plots cannot be fathomed by mortal man.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1897): Most people become mindless animals when they turn into vampires; Dracula is exceptional in that he retained any intelligence at all, but he's still dumb as hell, and his schemes literally only work because he's rich.

Yooo let’s goooo

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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@chaotic-conquest look loook floofy dog. Floofy dog next to a ally. Look at the floofy boi

Neil! You said you were walking YOUR DOG. I still feel cheated you didn’t brought YOUR DOG to tumblr yet! We want to meet YOUR DOG. DOG DOG DOG

(I bet it’s a really good dog)

He is the best dog. But he is a bit big.

He is the one on the left.

As a bit of a musician, whenever I hear a bad recording of the music we play I have felt genuinely sick.

Ruby patting the Doctor’s back when they hear the orchestral play badly was unnecessarily funny. I love they’re dynamic, instant besties. Both of them look so in pain at the bad music

This is just the b-plot of Phineas and Ferb

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

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Aroaces need this

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Hi Neil!

I just wanted to share that my ten-year-old kiddo got a whole bunch of Doctor Who stuff for Christmas and their favourite (apart from the 14th Doctor's sonic screwdriver) were this unlikely duo of Daleks. My child put them in front of me and excitedly went "Do you see it?!" and I, the unwell creature that I have become since watching Good Omens six months ago, went "Oh my God... it's Them."

So without further ado, meet the Ineffable Daleks.

Awww...