"Why Do You Always Sit With A Pillow In Your Lap? Move The Pillow. I Said Move The Pillow, Now!

"Yo check out my ass step bro...

Getting crazy big right?"

"See something you like honey?"

Having my sister-in-law stay with us for the holidays was going to be tough. She didn't understand the concept of 'privacy'.

"Hey dad! My friend Riley is staying over for the night"

Uhhh honey, you know who this girl is right??

"Yeah of course dad it's Riley Reid. It's 2022 we don't judge women like that anymore okay? Anyway we'll be in our room, we'll try not to make too much noise and keep you up."

"Maybe your dad should join us"

"OMG Riley! You're so silly. Anyway, night dad!"

Ever since I met my girlfriend's little sister when she stayed over during her summer break, she's been sending me all kinds of crazy videos of herself to 'test' me.

Yes mommy

That's right. Stay right there and pull it out. I don't give a fuck if people are looking. Stare at these tits and start stroking, now.