Why Is Everyone So Obsessed With Breaking Telemachus’ Bones. Boys, Get More Creative If You’re Gonna

The possibly Odyssean task of figuring out what’s for dinner.

“Let me interrogate the pantry. I’m thinking of pasta”

Pantry is borderline empty, so is the fridge. Theres Orzo but I made orzo yesterday.

“Ok what about rice and eggs”

Barely any eggs in the fridge

“Ok what about chicken”

No chicken.

“Okay what about potatoes?”

No potatoes

“Let me then make some mango sticky rice”

No mangoes. No coconut milk.

So now I have to go get mangoes and coconut milk, but I also just need to go grocery shopping because the kitchen is BARREN.

Because my brain isn’t decomposing fast enough with all of my Odyssey content, I have decided to make a playlist for songs that remind me of Odysseus.

So far I only have two songs, but I’m trying to expand on this playlist and am inquiring on any recommendations. I will have at minimum one Epic song I just don’t know which one yet.

For vibe example the two songs I’ve got are Leave a Light On by Papa Roach, and Ulysses by Josh Garrels.

I will be taking as many recommendations as I can

Wasps are the sports cars of the insect kingdom until someone proves me wrong.

Toothpaste is just bone soap

man does this guy love his wife or what

Everytime I wish to put further emphasis on Odysseus, I make it my business to list every title and epithet Homer has given this man.

So I’ll be having a normal conversation and then I’ll drop “That tactful and guileful man, rugged, chestnut haired, broad shouldered, lying, gentle,royal Odysseus, son of Laertes, husband of Penelope, father of Telemachus, sacker of cities, sacker of Troy, King of Ithaka”.

I then realize I was so busy remembering every epithet that I no longer remember where the conversation was going.

Despite my lack of ability in drawing men, I’ve decided to bite the bullet and actually try to sketch out Odysseus.

The issue with this is that It sounds INFINITELY easier than it actually is.

Current mood: the long, belting note at the end of the Love in Paradise “cliff scene”

You mates know the one

GUYS GALS AND FOLKS INBETWEEN NEW ALBUM ART JUST DROPPED GO CHECK JORGES CHANNEL

FULL SPEED AHEAD MATES

AAAAAAAAAAA

Hey do you mates think that Barbosa and his crew were like…kinda normal when they were first cursed? Like….they were human and can indulge in food and drink and company, but their bodies began to decay until the point that they are starving and thirsty?