just imagining bi harry in third year, on the hogwarts express admiring everyone because goddamn they’re all so hot now but then he sees draco malfoy and his brain s t o p s f u n c t i o n i n g
molly: draco, dear, why aren’t you eating?
draco: the food’s too hot.
harry: you’re too hot and i still eat you.
draco: [turns pink]
harry: [winks]
ron, slamming his fists on the table: ONE DINNER. I JUST WANTED ONE DINNER—
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
this is always on my mind when i watch poa...
this.
Ahhhhhh I’m sorry i forgot to post this here! sorryyyyyy!
me yesterday when i realised it was a full moon
hey y’all, it’s a full moon tonight. you know what that means.
time to cry over remus lupin :)
YES! this. this is all i need
☆ Happy Holidays from the fam! ☆
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THIS
I think there is a scene in Goblet of Fire that people don’t talk about enough. It’s the one where Draco gets turned into a ferret. Everyone knows how it goes. Moody gets mad at Draco for “attacking” Harry while his back was turned, and turns Draco into a ferret. But people don’t talk about the fact that it all started because Draco and Harry got in an argument, like they always do and the latter ended up insulting Cissy. After that, Draco gets mad and draws his wand while Harry begins to walk away. But here is the part that doesn’t make sense to me:
Draco didn’t actually hit Harry with his spell.
Harry describes it by saying that he felt something graze his cheek, causing most people to think: Oh well, Draco missed, so what?
But something about that felt off, so I started to wonder.
We know that Draco is at the top of the class, right bellow Hermione, and has been raised with magic all his life. Because of these two things, we can safely assume that he is good with spells, and has a good aim. Definitely good enough aim to successfully hit someone standing literally right in front of him. So why did his spell miss Harry?
The conclusion that I came to was that he didn’t miss at all.
And honestly, I think it’s the most reasonable one, if you look at the facts. But with this conclusion also comes the question of why Draco would miss. I am a hardcore Drarry shipper, but I made sure not to be biased while I was looking for a possible motive behind this (something I don’t usually do). The thing is, I couldn’t think of one (1) heterosexual explanation. Not one.
I mean, if you have the “straight” POV then this is what you’re working with:
Draco is extremely loyal to his family, and he doesn’t like it when someone insults his parents.
Harry is his enemy and Draco hates him or so he says, therefore he shouldn’t have any reason to hold back.
Draco had the perfect opportunity to get back at Harry for what he said about his mom.
AND YET FOR SOME PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE AND TOTALLY REAL REASON, HE DIDN’T.
Versus the “Drarry” POV:
Draco has secretly liked Harry since they first met at Madam Malkin’s
At the beginning, he hated himself for it, but after some time and lots of support from Pansy he slowly came to accept it.
Narcissa had been the only person to support him when he came out to his family, so he had grown closer to her over the past few years.
When Harry has the nerve to insult Cissy based on things he doesn’t even know, Draco becomes furious.
As Harry begins to walk away, Draco draws his wand, ready to shoot a spell at him, but he stops short.
No matter how hard he tries, he can’t shut up the voice telling him that he should put the wand away, that he cares too much.
He realizes he can’t hurt Harry.
But he also can’t let Cissy be insulted like that.
So he does the next best thing.
He purposefully aims away from Harry, and makes sure the spell won’t actually hurt him, leaving it be just a threat. An empty threat, but Harry doesn’t know that.
And the rest is history.
If anyone can give me a hetero explanation for this, I would be more than interested to hear it. (Sorry if this is confusing)
some remus lupin headcanons i have that literally no one asked for
will never admit it but he actually loves history of magic
swears all the time
except during sex where he just uses merlin instead
queen is his favourite band by a long shot
sirius learns some queen songs on guitar so he can play them for remus to impress him
remus rolls his eyes but is secretly very impressed
hates coffee
pretends to hate when padfoot licks him but secretly loves it
jumpers galore
really likes joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat for some reason
hums his favourite songs all the time without realising
long attention span
like he could sit and watch the sky for hours
or james and sirius messing about on their brooms
or the raindrops going down the windows
he likes when it’s sunny because he gets to watch the sun illuminate sirius’ face
but his favourite weather is when it’s crisp and dry, or when there’s a rainstorm
loves sirius’ head in his lap whilst he reads
loves hands running through his hair (mainly sirius’)
hates water but drinks it anyway
“it has no flavour whatsoever” “why are you drinking it then” “it’s good for you innit”
i’m convinced that he talks in proper english all day up until around 6pm where he gets lazy/tired and starts muttering in bristolian
m o r n i n g p e r s o n
will only go shirtless in front of the marauders bc he’s insecure of his scars :((
never likes to cut his hair, but it’s ok because it never grows past his ears
he has a lip piercing because why not
buff but he doesn’t often show it
it’s a sight for mainly sirius
loves it when sirius gently tickles or touches him because it makes him feel human :,(
has never worn skinny jeans in his life
and never will.
has to help sirius tie a tie for events (weddings etc)
no allergies but pretends to be allergic to tree nuts because he just hates them and he doesn’t want to seem picky
chocolate cake is his favourite (to eat and to make)
chocoholic
doesn’t really like champagne all that much but he drinks it to feel posh
sirius was the first person he was properly attracted to, not just based on looks
hates slughorn.
likes his name but prefers “moons” or “moony” usually
always twirling his wand or tapping his feet
fidgeting all the time
cisgender but prefers he/they
so i saw the tumblr pride thing and i wanted to do it, i can’t be asked to find flags but
my pronouns are they/them
i’m transgender - (nonbinary) and a lesbian :)