CREWNIVERSE. OMGS.

We’re all that last one tbh

Kate: Anthony and I made a promise to never go to bed angry with each other-

Anthony: We’ve been awake for two days!

Kate: If YOU would just admit to being wrong!

The brainrot I have of this man is not even funny anymore 💀

I love him so much

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WEARS GLOVES??

This guys clothes choices are KILLING ME

Remember the 'not-white-gloves' and short gloves??

This means THIS is fucking LONG ASS GLOVES

But you know what??

I thought this fucker wore a sweater or a shirt to his bow tie yaknow? Like Charlie??

NO HE FUCKING ISN'T HE DOESN'T WEAR SHIT IN THERE

it cant be just that short its literally not there

LUCI WHY ARE YOU WEARING LONG FUCKING GLOVES AND NO SHIRT LUCIII

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

Hazbin characters but they use these greetings

"What's up, rat bastards?"

"Hello, cowards"

"What's the word, baby birds?"

"Hello, my sweet summer children"

"Avast m'hearties!"

"What it do, baby?"

"Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking"

"Hello friends and enemies"

"What's up, Demons? It's me, ya boy"

I hope op knows how correct they are and both sides of their pillow are cold tonight and many nights more

Hey, Show Apply This Mentality To Stolas Instead Of Coddling Him Just Because Blitzo Rightfully Called Him Out For Everything He Did!!!

You know what really infuriates me about this exchange is that this could also apply to Stolas but instead we are supposed to side with him expecting Blitzo to forgive and forget the bs he was put through. And the narrative and show tries to gaslight you thinking that Stolas is the victim of not having his feelings returned and that he's entitled to Blitzo. Also again this is the same show that made Stolas not sorry for cheating on his wife by trying to make her a one dimensional pos. This guy openly admitted he didn't think he did anything wrong (despite the fact that it hurt his daughter). Again Stolas has done the exact same thing where he disregarded other people's feelings and treats himself as a victim to be pitied. Although Blitzo has the bigger count, Stolas shouldn't be apart of the victim squad because he's a victimer who has victimized Blitzo, Stella, and his daughter with his actions yet never truly pays for them because of his sob story bs.

Also if you want to add more victims of Stolas how about all the servants he mistreated they could tell stories about what a pos he is. Seriously, I hate this serie want to think it's wrong that Blitzo has a negative opinion of Stolas and treat he changed and that makes him owed a relationship even when it's obvious he should have expected that Blitzo wouldn't change overnight because of one grand gesture. Yet, Blitzo is expected to make up for his own mistakes, while Stolas can coast by being a pos because of sad (weak) backstory card.

It feels like what Tv tropes would called a Broken Aesop which a lesson is taught about something but is contradicted by what is actually presented which is the fact that Blitzo is expected to realize sorry doesn't erase the issues he has made with people but Stolas isn't. The narrative tries to say he's realized what he did was wrong, but it doesn't and tv tropes itself tries to erase how how much of a pos he was in the past. Blitzo is expected to own up to his actions regardless if he says sorry, while Stolas gets the crybaby treatment he doesn't deserve because he himself was no better and in many ways even worse. Its again a show how the fans and show does everything to let Stolas off the hook for this ship and it's infuriating.

play date :)