It May Take Me A Month To Put Out A Chapter But At Least Im Not Using Ai To Write It.

me rn with the silly lil merthur plot line that keeps running around my brain

can you believe it's been 16 years since arthur pendragon invented bisexuality

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

real #merthur

“you just find gay subtext in everything” no the fuck i dont the gay subtext was presented to me on an ornate silver platter

WAIT THE THIRD CLIP??? WHERE HES MANHANDLING HIM INTO AN ALCOVE?? LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE SNEAKING OFF TO DESPERATELY MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER

They’re boyfriends here. My edit. I make the rules. They’re dating.

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. Then, send this to 10 of your favourite followers 💌 ovo

aww thanks for the ask, you’re so sweet!

ummm, some current faves:

1. Moment’s Silence - Hozier

2. Homesick- Noah Kahan

3. Time I Love to Waste - MAY-A

4. Oldies Station- Twenty One Pilots

5. Dear Arkansas Daughter - Lady Lamb

Gwaine: Merls, what's your body count?

Merlin: .........I don't know?

Arthur: what do you mean you don't know? You just going around sleeping with people?

Merlin: oh, that body count

Arthur: you killed people!?

Merlin: no comment

this is probably me just hitting peak insanity after scrolling on this website for too long but like

whoever had the brilliant idea of making the well-known old merlin character into a young man (younger than arthur, mind you, and upending the stereotypical mentorship role characteristic of the legend!) and basing the entire story on the bond (romantic! i will die on this hill) between merlin and arthur and THEN MAKING IT WORK was a genius

like imagine if 500 years from now when an ip like harry potter is public domain and ubiquitously known as a tale of magic, someone just straight up decides to rewrite the story by de-aging dumbledore and making him the same age as Harry and then writing an entire story based on their bond.

we’d all freaking look at them like they were crazy