You're Pretending To Be Deactivated.

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

You mf

WHEN I CATCH TOU

WHEN I CATCH YOU MF

MF

WHEN I CATCH YOU MF

Merasmus: "WHY!? WHAT DID I EVERY DO TO YOU!?" (You separated our perfect ship that's what you did.)

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

Merasmus: WHY!?

Skellie: Wait... really? (He says this in like a love sick voice.)

It's me again, Merasmus!

Meet "HE IS NOT OUR MEDIC".

Broken was told to wait with the tea cups.

(I was too lazy to color this took way to long to answer I'm sorry.)

merasmus: *laughs evily as he unwillingly gets sucked back into the white void*

Henry: "what?"

Blackjack: "l agree, what happened?"

Filename1: "1 a|sœ @-gr3ë ."

Merasmus: "I got used for an m!a"

Skellie: "wat???"

HAZA! I, MERASMUS! CAST FORM SHIFT ON #005-H!

AJSIEBWISBSKABAJVSIRVEISVFJD

Right, I'm going to get sucked back into the void now. Goodbye, MOST LIKELY FOREVAH!

(hoovybot is now human for 12 asks)

{ i love you /P }

#005–H: —Turns into a human. It's just a Heavy with really Pale skin, weezer blue eyes and lots of moles.— [ AH!! Uhm—!! I... Oh Lord— ] —CONFUSED.—

#007–M: —coming back from complaining and talkin to himself— [ I really didn't like how you treated me-DIIIIIIIII— ] —JAWDROP.— [ OH MEIN GOTT!!! #005–H!!! ARE YOU OK?! ] —immediately checks if he's ok—

#005–H: [ Ah!!! Doctor!!! Don't Worry— I'm Ok! ] —smiles nervously—

#007–M: [ Y-YOU SURE?! ]

#005–H: [ Yes! Don't Worry! ]

#007–M: [ O-Oh... Okay Zhen... ] —immediately hugs his tummy—

#005–H: [ DOCTOR!!!— ]

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the cake poll thing

when I said to up your game...

You did not disappoint.

I will now listen to never going give you up in shame.

Thank you for the compliment :3

Out of curiosity, which of my posts got you?

This one's gonna be quite possibly the only post I tag

50 notes and I fix my sleep schedule

/\ starting today (reached 50 notes while I was sleeping)

100 notes and I start getting better at not procrastinating

200 notes and keep working on the world building for a DND campaign

400 notes and I come out as sex-oscillating to my family

800 notes and I start making more original posts

1600 notes and I learn to draw on paper & on tablet

Tag people if you want deadline is January 1st (2025 specifically)

BONUS GOAL

1 billion notes: I, a transfem, will run for president

Bonus goal deadline: 2027

@femboy-ikea @literal-trans-beans @yahooo-official @tiredclownpossum @froggiefemboi

Hello!!!

*hands parcel full of favorite snacks then levitates while t-posing away*

Goodbye!!!! :3

"Thank you? I guess?"

how would Merasmus react to this oc I have? (his name's Sawtail and this is the only non-gory drawing I have of him-)

Sorry, he's been having A BIT OF A DAY. (as evidence of his hat having a body, and his hats two crushes in the back.)

sorry i dont know how to give gender so heres vegetarian

Yummy

he here

You can ask Filename_1 now!