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elizabeth, sitting next to michael in a diner booth: dad sure has been playing a lot of arcade games lately

michael: well yeah, that’s like, the only action he’s getting

elizabeth:

michael:

michael: mom and dad are getting a divorce

Afton family album

What the fuck is going on in the novels

This party blows

The new fnaf game has me thinking of old times :)

for those new, here’s what my designs look like! i’ve been following FNAF since 2013 so some of my early theories didn’t hold up over time but my AU is basically—

William, Henry, and Phone Guy (Marcus) are identical triplets

William was framed by Henry for the murders and most of the dead kids’ ghosts think it was him (because Henry looks just like him)

Crying Child’s name is Jack and he has no animatronic and is instead held together by pure rage and malice (towards Michael, mostly)

Charlie goes by Lotte and Emily is her mother’s maiden name.

All the main cast have been around so long and been destroyed/burned down so many times that they can now mimic human appearances (something something illusion disc. it’s canon. whatever)

I think William Afton is one of the most fundamentally funny charachters in gaming for many reasons but one is like, this bitch never thought to do like, anything else

One day, he had the plan of building a Pizza company and using it as a front to kill Children.

And like, through the years, he developed truly profound, centuries ahead machinery and AI, this guy discovered the secret to immortality, this fucking guy could create machines that could Defy gravity(From what I've heard of the new game)

And not fucking once

Did he ever think of doing literally anything else

He just used it for his original plan! He could become one of the big defining scientists of the world! And he just, dosen't! He uses all that for Animatronics!

If he were to find the power of God he would use it to help his goddamned pizza company, and his goddamned 'Use it to kill kids' Plan, because somehow one of the most brilliant minds of the century floated into the brain of the most uncreative Dumbass ever.

Fellas is it gay to write about your business partner in your persona journal in a way that ranges from hatred to worship

Michael your brother just died, this is not the time

👸🏼🐇

Spingtap

Glitchtrap: “Glamrock Freddy’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife!  That’s right, he took his bear fuckin’ dick out… !”  -and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “THIS BIG”, and I said “That’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Glamrock Freddy, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like!”

Glitchtrap as Alfred’s Eggman is a golden opportunity

monstrous manipulators

He always comes back. The best part is that there are more of him than this.

He's gonna come get ya

Be very afraid

babe wake up, Disney is building up to a real life Bite Of 87

Meme dump

Peepaw Afton and two tired as fuck kids in the after life

Dad why does Uncle Will call you ‘babygirl’

Keep reading

spent way too long on this

Black dress with skull and cardigan

MA-3661-3687-4767

Type: Balloon-hem dress

Theme: Gothcore

Tags: Skull

Gothic dream room 🦇🎃🔮

Someone’s there watching in the shadows