I Feel So Bad For Little Babies Who Can't Drink Red Wine With Cheese

i mean this sincerely and unironically i think riverdale is the height of television and if you're not going to gradually build up from a small town murder mystery to angel-guided time travel over the course of six years you are wasting the television format

“I ALWAYS deserve a snack.”

- Gustavo Rocque

Riverdale haters are always like" wahhwahhh I can't handle plot" you sound like grown adults who call black pepper spicy. Grow up and enjoy a cw show for once in your life

“Who the Hell is Knucky?

137 episodes wasn’t enough riverdale had more to tell me

Love what y'all are doing with polls keep up the good work

“And, there have been three Britney Spears!”

-Gustavo Rocque

happy international women’s day to all girls with serial killer genes, black widows of wall street, serpent queens, living saints, girlbosses with cringefail boyfriends, milfs who poison people, real housewives, dead-beat moms, lesbian art dealers, and girls who would commit murder for a book contract 

not gonna lie… I miss them. I miss their voices. I miss their shows. I miss them together… I miss my boys