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rogerrrr

"Always dark in color" and they make Roger the whitest bitch alive

lotf headcanon that roger’s parents are convinced their son is the nicest boy on earth he comes home from school and says ‘i had a great day today mummy i learnt so much in mathematics and geography and my choir practice is going swimmingly” when in reality him and jack threw paninis and rocks at year 4s and played bogies in the back of the classroom

Da fuc

Roger and Jack are so “Bffs who shit talk everyone else in the friend group and also shit talk each other to their faces and mean it but in an endearing way but also not really” coded to me

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lotf is basically im a celeb on a budget

simon as a 1970s hippie

hcs below!!! :3

survived the boys attacking him—several of his wounds got infected and they needed to amputate his leg

was a flower child b4 flower children were a thing

became a hippie and stayed a hippie thru the 60s–70s

used medical marijuana b4 medical marijuana was a thing (helps his hallucinations)

owns a lizard named janis but he exclusively calls her arsehole❤️

kept in contact with ralph and WILL call him 10000 times a day (his wallet is crying)

gender nonconforming :3

ralph is very confused by this but just lets him do whatever

vegan, partly cuz of the island, partly cuz he loves animals

flew to america for woodstock ‘69 and got stuck there for a week