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I want to wish you all a very merry Mandela effect

the bridge troll when i refuse to answer his riddle:

I do think it's kind of sweet that with google broken beyond repair, people have resorted to the tried and true method of gaining information: ask the smartest guy in town

And instead of turning to the local librarian, or their high school science teacher, or their grandpa, or the worldwide group chat that is reddit, they decided the wisest sage they know of is you

Congratulations, you've been elected as one of tumblr's village elders.

No one tell this guy I'm the court Jester.

various practice vectors

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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This is it, i have archieved greatness! I HAVE SENT THE EVIL BOOP!

Because people apparently don't know how here an explanation:

You click and hold on the button (or hover over it) on desktop until the animation with it rotating back and forth has passed three times then you let go and (hopefully, if i explained it well) then you can send a EVIL BOOP

We should all make a boop laundering scheme. Just millions of boops from hidden sources.