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Costume. Chitons.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Science stimboard for anon

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Geomorphic dungeon tutorial

Geomorphs are essentially little bits of dungeon that fit together in any orientation, and they're probably one of the most fun things I've ever messed around with when it comes to TTRPG mapping.

They're great to make when the blank page seems too intimidatong because a little 10x10 bit of a dungeon is a smaller commitment than a full dungeon, you can make them in a couple minutes, and if you get into the habit of drawing one or two every once in a while you'll soon build up a big library you can use to make dungeons of any size.

So here's how to make 'em.

Draw a 10 by 10 square. Place entrances on the 3rd and 8th square of every side

(You can actually do any size as long as all entrances are the same distance from the corner)

Draw a bit of a dungeon however you want. Not all entrances need to be accessible from each other, some can even be dead ends.

Optionally, draw some 5x10 and 5x5 ones to close off edges and corners.

Draw a lot of them

When you have a full page, cut them

(I store mine in ziploc bags to avoid losing them)

Assemble them! If you placed the entrances correctly, they should fit together no matter how you place them or rotate them.

You can ever stagger them like bricks

Then, transfer it to a more permanent medium (redraw it or just take a picture)

Here are some more examples of dungeons I've made using my geomorph set:

You would literally be hit with the

領域展開 りょういきてんかい: 無限のトラウマ

You know what? Fuck it. I'm going on a character arc to overcome your flaws and come to terms with your past.

Polygon

Did not expect this kind of lore from NASA’s first tabletop game

From Hubble to dragons and even magic

From the article:

NASA has released a free, original tabletop role-playing game, and it’s one part educational experience and another part sci-fi/fantasy epic with magic and dragons. The crux of The Lost Universe, the organization’s first TTRPG,involves a mystery: What would happen if the Hubble Space Telescope disappeared? It’s a simple premise and one that hides the complex backstory underscoring the events of the role-playing game. Without getting into the weeds, the game takes place on a planet called Exlaris, which was once thrown into chaos when a black hole moved too close and kicked it out of its orbit. The planet has since gone back to some degree of normalcy and is now almost completely dedicated to academia. In one city, a scholar named Eirik Hazn made a spell to connect with Earth to study the Hubble Space Telescope, which has famously collected data on black holes. However, the spell and telescope are stolen by a dragon, and researchers working on the project have been disappearing, so the players — Earthlings who worked on the telescope at NASA who were brought through a portal to Exlaris — have to save the day. The official 44-page gameplay book is available to download for free on NASA’s website. You can play it in a party with 4-7 players, but you may need to fudge a few things to graft this narrative onto your TTRPG system of choice. The book says it’ll take around 3-4 hours to get through the adventure.

Happiness Will Come To You.

today is the only day you can reblog this

Yūsha Yoshihiko to Maō no Shiro (勇者ヨシヒコと魔王の城, lit. “The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King’s Castle”)

We need more!

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

Stinging Nettle Soup Recipe

Stinging nettle safe harvesting info here!

Soup time! Soup time! As the cold weather continues to settle in, it's time for more soup recipes! Check out my linked post above for safety information on harvesting stinging nettle.

Ingredients:

3 TBSP butter

1 large sweet onion, chopped

1/2 cup uncooked rice (any rice will work, but wild rice works exceptionally great)

Multiple large handfuls of stinging nettle tops

3-4 cloves chopped garlic

8 cups chicken brother (low sodium)

1 TSP kosher salt

1/2 TSP ground black pepper

3-4 medium sized potatoes, peeled and diced

3-4 medium sized carrots, peeled and chopped

Instructions:

(If harvesting nettles): Take only the top 4-6 inches of plants, remove the leaves. Rinse and pat dry

Begin cooking your rice

In a separate soup pot, melt the butter, add your onion and garlic, then simmer until translucent (caramelize for extra flavor)!

Add your chicken broth and nettle leaves to the onion and garlic mix, then simmer for about 20 minutes. Use immersion blender if needed, and blend until smooth

Add potatoes, let cook for roughly a 1-2 hours (check veggie softness to make sure it's ready) while your rice cooks in the fridge

Once your rice has completely cooled, add to the soup along with your salt and pepper, then allow it to cook for another few minutes

so if you google "__ puns" you mostly get a bunch of AI websites as the top results, and i am kind of fascinated by them, because they read exactly like the kind of jokes little kids tell when they have recently learned about the concept of Humour but they're too young to understand why things are funny:

great job everyone let's hit the showers

Character idea

A horse in a nice 3 peice suit smoking out of a pipe with really high deception so everyone thinks they're a human

Detective horse will solve the crime (people think his name is horse but hes actually called that because hes a horse)

Sir Bearington's archnemesis

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i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Person: What are your pronouns?

Me: Yours.

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

Plot twist they end up making a pact with him providing power.

You run a secret, hidden café frequented by mythical beings. One day, a human somehow finds their way to the café. They have not noticed they are the only human, nor have the other patrons noticed them. Yet.

This guy from "the great jahy will not be defeated!"

magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.

Rat that wields a human-sized sword.

­Archenemy- human who wields a rat-sized sword

This. This is good.

“Welcome to Hell. The exit is over there, and you can leave whenever you want.”

Is there even enough rome for a new city?

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

deadpool

The teen superhero accidentally just called the supervillain “Mom”.

Pov: the cleric of the party when an ancient red dragon comes for child support... from the warlock.

Ha! You thought I was going to say bard.

Your parents sit you down for what you assume is the puberty talk when they tell you that you are not actually human.