people who write cute little songs about their animals are my No.3 no matter what Until noticed otherwisemadhouse going all in
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…but guess at what time taylor woke up to record the vocals for folklore?
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ehm, no not really?! 8.30 sounds reasonable 🤷♀️
it’s not like driving around at midnight without your headlights on
making your midnights your afternoons
or still being awake at 3 am?
you could be standing in the mirror at 4 am
talking to yourself
so yeah all things considered..
8.30 - a perfect time to wake up if you ask me
now and forevermore ☀️
ME! baby kaylor 😂 feels like light years ago
i kinda forgot about this @milelarissa-blog
The beginning of the end
before I realised that this sinkhole meant
never knowing peace again 🫠🫠🫠
I’m only halfway through your blog (binge reading hahahaha) but wanted to take a break to send you positive vibes! Loving it. This is actually one of the saddest stories ever but the way you walk us through it (I’m laughing while crying or vice versa half of the time) gives them the sunshine they deserve.
I feel like a freak saying this about two people I’ve never met but I think that we’ve seen enough of them over the years (being a public figure, what a joy) to know that these two deserve the world..
And I figured, if haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love. So hell yeah KAYLOR <3 - still processing the narrative btw (especially the kids part is not quite entering my brain - but hey if it’s true, I’m all for it).
And I get you Taylor, I would also write a thousand songs about Karlie - what a muse.
Mass movement of joy?
Sure Taylor.
It has been a blast so far..
being part of this mass movement 😭
hi spade,
i saw this video on my fyp today that reminded me of the anons and that sounded like it could’ve been written by taylor. i was hoping she’d be able to see it somehow so figured i’d drop it here on the chance that our anon checks in and sees it. thanks for all you do <3 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTF4Xrm2A/
ooh, i’m so sure..
OUT OF THE SHADOW.. INTO THE LIGHT
IT’S
GOLDEN ✨💫✨
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBUmrJBv6Ge/?igsh=c3k5Z3Z6ZG5iY3hk
Serena was there! KK's bestie! I love that!
I don’t know much about KK and Serena Williams’ relationship. I assume they were connected through Penni. Anyway, glad she had fun!
Karlos, the woman you are!
Bowery Ballroom NYC 10/13/2016
Well.. they go way back 🙃
Which could mean nothing. As usual 👀
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBUmrJBv6Ge/?igsh=c3k5Z3Z6ZG5iY3hk
Serena was there! KK's bestie! I love that!
I don’t know much about KK and Serena Williams’ relationship. I assume they were connected through Penni. Anyway, glad she had fun!
Florence + Taylor
Two kings
Ruling the kingdom tonight (again)
We gotcha Taylor 🫶🫶🫶
Call the amateurs
Cut 'em from the team
Ditch the clowns, get the crown
Step into the daylight
And let it go
Let it go
Okay okay.. just another koincidence I’m sure.
Please, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. It’s ruining my life 😭
I can’t listen to ‘random’ music anymore without you two koincidencing (yes – I just decided that it’s a verb).
I've had some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me
‘Don’t believe everything you read’
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Ah cute - these three 'former' friends... share a similar taste in music.
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Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
So all you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs I'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said? That I'll sue you if you step on my lawn That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong
Put narcotics into all of my songs And that's why you're still singing along
YOUNGER NOW!
"Give them bread and circuses, and they will never revolt." Juvenal (circa 55–127 A.D.), Roman poet
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casual conversation with friend(s) part III a few months ago, before the dominos really started to cascade
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FINALLY!!! Three of my superheroes
Connected by dots
Miley x Karlie x Serena
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Oh, here we go again. The voices in his head Called the rain to end our days of wild The sickest army doll Purchased at the mall Rivulets descend my plastic smile But you should've seen him When he first got me
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🤷♀️
it was all by design
now I'm a Mastermind' tm
who else decodes you?
nobody, no fucking body
And the years passed Like scenes of a show The Professor said to write what you know Lookin' backwards Might be the only way to move forward Then the actors Were hitting their marks And the slow dance Was alight with the sparks And the tears fell In synchronicity with the score And at last She knew what the agony had been for
'Le Ballon Rouge'
This is a color coded map
A flickering light
I got lost in the dark
(more than a few times 😩)
still
not sure where the exit is
how much deeper
down below
this basement
mom, i want to get out.
please!? I used to be the (sad) emo kid
not casual about music at all
sorry taylor - they really plotted hard to not make you end up
here
I think I’m going to make a bingo card
grinning like I’m winning?
Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind (oh)
They count me out time and time again
Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind (oh)
But I come back stronger than a 90's trend
the heartbreak prince
it’s you and me that's my whole world
i didn't choose this town i dream of getting out
voted most likely to run away there’s escape in escaping
we could share a lifeline..
or just be —
little did i know..
.
.
.
.
.
.
just a normal conversation with friend(s) before I tripped
ending up
even deeper
down below
high above
the heartbreak prince
it’s you and me that's my whole world
i didn't choose this town i dream of getting out
voted most likely to run away there’s escape in escaping
we could share a lifeline..
or just be —
little did i know..
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.
.
just a normal conversation with friend(s) before I tripped
ending up
even deeper
down below
high above
TAYLOR NATION YOU DID NOT JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID?!
“A one year celebration post celebrating: the most extraordinary EXPERIENCE premiered in theatre”
Also known as
“Welcome to the next chapter of the 🌞 🦒reintroduction”
Or
“A recap of a mv of a mv premiere about a show in which the main character is portraying different eras… wait what? You lost me. The big LEBOWSKI? - ask Taylor she knows”
Or
“This is a movie about how horrible being famous is”
Accompanied by the song « Cruel Summer » - is giving only good vibes - until you actually listen to the lyrics - but lyrics are potato potato we all know that - TS™️ has said this herself so many times (in between lines) - singing: “and if I’m on fire, you’ll be made of ashes too” gives her the same satisfaction as singing the alphabet backwards - as long as you’re happy she’s happy.
“Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did
(Time for a little revenge!)
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and
I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him”
« Looking forward to fall 💙💫 »
Me too Karlie, ME! too.
# ‘Does she write UR or your?’
#🌹 👯♀️🧜♀️ 🌊 🌪️ 🪽🛫📼 ☕️ 🍕 🍟 💸 🧨🌋 📙🛬 🌴🦩🧚🏽🌞🌸💫🎡
THIS ALBUM HOLY SHIT
september 21, 2020 | four years ago
after a fan asked if she had seen taylor's performance of ‘betty’, olivia rodrigo responded, “its the rainbow strings for me”
Just normal girls living their normal longevity lifestyle
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Oscar Wilde
(I did NOT photoshop the 💋 into the tiktok videos, no I did not)
It’s been a long time coming babes..
Burn it all down 💋💋💋
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“LORD DARLINGTON. My life--my whole life. Take it, and do with it what you will. . . . I love you--love you as I have never loved any living thing. From the moment I met you I loved you, loved you blindly, adoringly, madly! You did not know it then--you know it now! Leave this house to-night. I won't tell you that the world matters nothing, or the world's voice, or the voice of society. They matter a great deal. They matter far too much. But there are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely--or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in its hypocrisy demands. You have that moment now. Choose! Oh, my love, choose.”
Lady Windermere's Fan
Oscar Wilde 1893
couldn’t make this shit up even if I tried
This Herman dude band is on a youtube playlist I made in 2012. I kind of forgot that it even existed. Nice catchy tunes with a blue Yeti walking around in the mv, little did I know..
So, no I do not spend every second of my life desperately looking for kaylor clues 👯♀️ intertwining, interlacing, interconnecting
Having an open mind, rolling new ideas over.. My mind is alive, I’m not asleep 🫠
Untangling the story of two princesses…
The feeling is mutual — 🎃
Please, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. It’s ruining my life 😭
I can’t even listen to ‘random’ music anymore without you two koincidencing (yes – I just decided that it’s a verb).
I've had some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me
Please, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. It’s ruining my life 😭
I can’t listen to ‘random’ music anymore without you two koincidencing (yes – I just decided that it’s a verb).
I've had some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me
‘representation is crucial.’
The Friends comment had me..
But it's actually tragic; the non-existense of representation - growing up as a queer millennial kid
Can’t say that this did the trick though 😂 or saved me from internalised homophobia.
Friends, you will never not be my favourite 🧡
I don’t even care who the author is, I’m mildly obsessed with these poems 💗💗
PS the first ever lesbian kiss I saw on TV was Carol and Susan on Friends in 1999. I was 10. What was yours?
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time
(It's you and me)
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
(What if I told you I'm back?)
(It's fearless; It's you and me)
It's been a long time coming
(Big reputation)
It's been a long time coming
(And they said, "Speak now")
It's been a long time coming
(My name is Taylor and I was born in 1989)
(Straight from the tortured poets department)
It's been a long time coming
(Hey)
It's been a long time coming
(Evermore)
(Lovin' him was red)
It's been a long time coming
(Red, red; It's you and me)
It's been a long time coming
(Meet me at midnight)
(Lover; Nice)
(Lover)
Taylor
THIS ALBUM HOLY SHIT
It’s been torture not marching alongside our fellow poets! To celebrate National Poetry Day, we’re publishing an abridged version of our Chairman’s manuscript: THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT | TS The Eras Tour Setlist chapter. Whether you’re missing tour or preparing to crash our party this fall, this is required streaming for all Department members. 🥁🤍
Whether I'm gonna be your wife or Gonna smash up your bike, I Haven't decided yet But I'm gonna get you back
* Karlie Sunshine Giraffe Kloss (Paris, September 2024)
intertwined, interlaced, interconnected
When delusion becomes reality...
'Come along, the water's great, jump in, we're all mad here' - Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon (2021)
You could’ve warned us that the risk is drowning though.
Asking for a friend how many tortured poets does your department roughly have, Taylor?
...that’s just how it works. that’s how you get the girl. imgonnagetHERback.
intertwined, interlaced, interconnected
When delusion becomes reality...
'come along, the water's great, jump in, we're all mad here' - Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon (2021)
You could’ve warned us that the risk is drowning though.
Asking for a friend how many tortured poets does your department roughly have, Taylor?
...that’s just how it works. that’s how you get the girl. imgonnagetHERback.
“It’s all part of the fucking story”
Welp maybe I’ll be right one of these days. I’m playing my part aren’t I? “Dear reader if it feels like a trap.” “The more that you say the less I know, wherever you stray I follow”