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Why the hell am I getting ads for Colleen Hoover (or whatever her name is) books? I DONT WANT TO READ THE OMEGAVERSE OR SOME ILLEGAL SHIT.

Just wanted to post this

Remember, it's jelqing Saturday

How do I kindly waterboard someone?

Remember, it's edging Monday

Someone get pawpaw

I hate this school. You have three lunch periods, and yet you overcrowd the last one. The lines are so long to the point that it spills out into the hallway.-🍪 Snooo

Chat, how do I steal someone? Especially the @thedownwardspiralsystem

Chat, please, I need to know. I need them to sleep like rn

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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