Starting A Collection Of Sped Up Star Trek Gifs

Are you ready for Friday? I'm gonna make out with you 😈😈😈😈😈 Pucker up bbg -🍀

Damn right bbg, let Papa Wolf eat your butt-🪻

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Look at this fucker

Hhh, I miss my pookie. I'm going to kidnap him or speed up time so we can finally live together-💅

Someone get pawpaw

Balls

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

I have a love-hate relationship with school essays like I can finish them, but Jesus fucking crist they're so boring

Anyways I'm fine definitely not tweaking because my teacher is making us review other people's work-🪻

Hhhhh, I'm going to touch @thedownwardspiralsystem ass

Remember, it's ass eating Thursday