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ilokiloveyou

I am physically incapable of not making puns.

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6 years ago

Shit No One Told Me About My Period

I knew the basics before I got it, but I had no clue…

* The blood wouldn’t necessarily be red. When I first got my period, I spent a few min looking at my underwear wondering how I shit myself. I didn’t know the blood could look brown, or be thick.

* That tampons weren’t a good idea yet. I was 10 or 11 when I got my first period and physically smaller than an adult woman. My first attempt at inserting a tampon was very painful and unsuccessful. I wouldn’t use them until I was around 14 or so.

* That when you use pads the blood can get on your bottom and I’d have to occasionally clean off the toilet seat after using it.

* That getting your first period DOES NOT mean you’re fully developed and fully able to bear children. I could have technically gotten pregnant at that age, but I was still a child and pregnancy would have put my life in danger because I was still physically immature.

* That it wouldn’t be regular for another few years.

* That very painful cramping is NOT NORMAL once you reach your 20s and is cause for concern.

* That the blood and tissue you pass can look chunky or stringy and not like blood from a cut.

* That stress can halt your period for months BUT

* That doesn’t mean you can’t get pregnant

Feel free to add your own

6 years ago
To Celebrate The Release Of How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World On February 1, Why Not Download
To Celebrate The Release Of How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World On February 1, Why Not Download
To Celebrate The Release Of How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World On February 1, Why Not Download

To celebrate the release of How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World on February 1, why not download your own paper versions of Toothless and the Light Fury? And if you have a smartphone, they also breathe fire!

Here’s what you need:

Printables of the  Toothless  and  Light Fury  templates 

(Download and print Toothless and Light Fury)

Scissors to cut them out 

Glue

A smart phone

Click here to get your tickets now!

6 years ago

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

6 years ago

“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”

We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”

6 years ago
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 
Thank You. @KuKhanyile 

Thank You. @KuKhanyile 

6 years ago
M78 In Orion.

M78 in Orion.

Credit: Chad Quandt

6 years ago

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

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“i don’t know what to draw”

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“i always mess up”

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“BUT I SUCK”

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6 years ago

ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

ATTENTION WRITERS

You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

ATTENTION WRITERS

You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

ATTENTION WRITERS

Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

ATTENTION WRITERS

There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!

ATTENTION WRITERS

Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

6 years ago

It was announced that Netflix is gonna do a live action version of Avatar the Last Airbrnder so I’d like to voice just one simple casting request.

It Was Announced That Netflix Is Gonna Do A Live Action Version Of Avatar The Last Airbrnder So I’d

The Boulder!

It Was Announced That Netflix Is Gonna Do A Live Action Version Of Avatar The Last Airbrnder So I’d

Played by The Rock!

6 years ago

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

6 years ago

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

6 years ago

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

If Thanos Wanted To Kill Off Half Of The Population Because There Weren’t Enough Resources……..but
6 years ago
Yvaine From Stardust

Yvaine from Stardust

6 years ago
HTTYD Au Were They All Work At The Zoo! I’ve Only Seen Modern Au’s Where The Dragons Are Pets Or
HTTYD Au Were They All Work At The Zoo! I’ve Only Seen Modern Au’s Where The Dragons Are Pets Or
HTTYD Au Were They All Work At The Zoo! I’ve Only Seen Modern Au’s Where The Dragons Are Pets Or
HTTYD Au Were They All Work At The Zoo! I’ve Only Seen Modern Au’s Where The Dragons Are Pets Or
HTTYD Au Were They All Work At The Zoo! I’ve Only Seen Modern Au’s Where The Dragons Are Pets Or

HTTYD au were they all work at the zoo! I’ve only seen modern au’s where the dragons are pets or cars, but I always thought Toothless would make a great panther. Finding animal counterparts for the other dragons was tricky, but I’m pretty happy :P

6 years ago
Why I’m So Angry About The Voyage of the Dawn Treader | Cultured Vultures
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader shows exactly how much Hollywood can distort the themes of a book.

I have a lot of feelings about this film. Most of them are bad, because I loved the book and feel the film did a terrible job of understanding the point of it. Also where was Caspian’s glorious accent??


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6 years ago
Females In Dhaka Are Guarded By Teenage Students After Several Girls Were Raped By Officials Of The Bangladeshi

Females in Dhaka are guarded by teenage students after several girls were raped by officials of the Bangladeshi government for protesting against dangerous roads.

6 years ago
“Your Job — As Students Who Are Receiving An Education — Is To Be Aware Of Your Privilege. And
“Your Job — As Students Who Are Receiving An Education — Is To Be Aware Of Your Privilege. And
“Your Job — As Students Who Are Receiving An Education — Is To Be Aware Of Your Privilege. And
“Your Job — As Students Who Are Receiving An Education — Is To Be Aware Of Your Privilege. And
“Your Job — As Students Who Are Receiving An Education — Is To Be Aware Of Your Privilege. And
“Your Job — As Students Who Are Receiving An Education — Is To Be Aware Of Your Privilege. And
“Your Job — As Students Who Are Receiving An Education — Is To Be Aware Of Your Privilege. And
“Your Job — As Students Who Are Receiving An Education — Is To Be Aware Of Your Privilege. And

“Your job — as students who are receiving an education — is to be aware of your privilege. And use this particular privilege called “education” to do your best to achieve great things, all the while advocating for those in the rows behind you.”

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7 years ago

This Nerd...

BF: We should use AI for everything we don't want to do or that tech can do more efficiently than us. Which is why I want a Roomba. Because I don't want to be hoovering when I could be doing something better with my time.

Me: That is a fair point.

BF: Plus we can train the cat to have rides on the Roomba.

Me: That's the real reason you want one isn't it?

BF: ... Possibly.

I love this ridiculous nerd.


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