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steve harrington : mama didn’t raise no whore, smash or pass
*sees eddie, eating cereal like a feral raccoon and downing chocolate milk*
steve harrington : mama did raise a whore, smash.
they are so real for this
STEDDIE IS OFFICIALLY THE NUMBER ONE ST SHIP ON AO3!!!!!!
The fact that Steve quoting from The Lord of the Rings/anything Tolkien (accidentally or on purpose) is what sends Eddie’s pants flying is one of the best things this fandom has agreed upon and I love that for us.
Eddie: Fuck the rich
Steve, breathless: please do
Robin: What?
Eddie: What?
Steve: What?
Nancy, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"
Eddie: Wait-
Yes.
Okay I know steddie is usually broken down into baby queer Steve who knows nothing and Eddie who knows All The Things;
But what about baby queer Eddie who knows he likes guys and that's it, that's all she wrote, and Steve who fucking adores Robin and did a whole bunch of research to support her and came to his own realizations about his sexuality when some things he reads just click for him.
Steve who realizes he's bi and doesn't have a crisis about it because it just makes sense to him at this point, and then he and Robin make secret pilgrimages to the city to visit stores and he ends up with quite the collection of little zines and books and magazines under his bed. Steve who's had barely any interactions with Will but slowly recognizes some signs and tries to subtly let him know that it's okay. Steve who absolutely recognizes that Eddie is trying to flirt but doesn't want to overwhelm him because he likes the weirdo after everything they've been through together so he's very cautious about how he flirts back.
Idk, I just have such a soft spot for a Steve who didn't apply himself in school but actually buckles down and enjoys, loves reading and learning when it's something that he is actually interested in. Quietly nerdy Steve who doesn't really talk about things until he's asked but knows a lot more than he's given credit for. Don't even get me started on how he's supposed to be dumb about Star Wars but happily has an imaginary lightsaber battle with Dustin as part of their handshake.
sirius (reading muggle books): Oh my god! I want a dinosaur
remus: i get that but you can’t have one
sirius: why?
remus: because they are extinct
sirius: what does that mean?
remus: it means they’re all dead
sirius: …
sirius: how do you know?
remus: …
sirius: you checked everywhere?
by robyboyscott
Eddie: Booty shorts that say "chick-fil-a wants me dead"
Steve: Wouldn't it be shorter to say "gay"?
Eddie: it's not about efficiency it's about sending a message