Latest Posts by ilovebirbs-bro - Page 3

The fact that Steve quoting from The Lord of the Rings/anything Tolkien (accidentally or on purpose) is what sends Eddie’s pants flying is one of the best things this fandom has agreed upon and I love that for us.

Some of yall write Steve literally changing all of his interests for Eddie, while Eddie actively makes fun of everything Steve likes-

Let them be healthy, God damn yall.

Steve Harrington, the boyfriend who:

absolutely sings “chiquitita, tell me what’s wrong🎶🎶” obnoxiously at Eddie whenever he’s upset, just to make him laugh.

Likes to have Eddie sit between his legs when Eddie on the floor, just so he can mess with his hair.

Blows raspberries on the back of Eddie’s neck when he holds him from behind. It makes Eddie squeak, like legitimately squeal.

Will always drag Eddie onto the dance floor at weddings, even if it’s just to hold his hands and move him from side to side dramatically as Eddie scowls at him.

These are pointless I just needed to write them down

i love the difference between stranger things canon and fanon bc the duffer brothers are like "woah!!! we're fighting monsters!! 🤯" and then you read a fanfiction that's like "let's unpack how all of the various traumas this character experienced may manifest in their behavior"

What Shane said

they are so real for this

Ghosts at Waverly be like...

Big day for theater kids who enjoy ghost hunting shows

Average Ghost Files episode, summarized.

I refuse to be the person who cross posts his apology but good lord am I tired of wording like “any pain my actions may have caused” my brother in christ it’s not hypothetical

steve, admiring eddie from across Family Video: he could end my life at any moment and i would thank him.

robin, who has been hearing steve talk about eddie for going on 4 hours now: i’d thank him too.

and I have not a SINGLE regret !

We got one crumb of Steddie content in the bloopers I’ve never felt so alive

steve "i can take care of myself" harrington and eddie "but you don't have to anymore" munson

STEDDIE IS OFFICIALLY THE NUMBER ONE ST SHIP ON AO3!!!!!!

never have i ever been pissed at a tree before

Saw someone talking about a steddie au where Eddie is a baby gay & Steve is an All In Ally (until he realises he’s bi and then he’s just a know it all queers and generally knows a lot about the community to support Robin

And I was thinking how funny it would be if, as a kind of role-reversal to the common fanon interpretation, Steve saw the hankie and knows what flagging is & is nervous to ask Eddie out cause he’s not really into that (I personally think he’s still too traumatised from the Russian Base to be into any kinda bdsm stuff but that’s just me) but he likes Eddie a lot so he’s not gonna stop flirting with him over a little difference of preference

So then once they finally get together and kiss and they’re talking afterwards, Steve gets all awkward and Eddie doesn’t understand why, and Steve starts rambling about how he’s not really into that and Eddie is so confused until Steve points to the handkerchief and says “You’re flagging” and Eddie asks what that even means and so Steve (who is definitely laughing now, but trying not to) has to explain hanky code

And Eddie is mortified that he’s been accidentally telling Steve he’s into hardcore bdsm sex for months when he’s never even slept with a guy before

when you and bae 😟♡😟 share the same mannerisms while freaking out

Okay I know steddie is usually broken down into baby queer Steve who knows nothing and Eddie who knows All The Things;

But what about baby queer Eddie who knows he likes guys and that's it, that's all she wrote, and Steve who fucking adores Robin and did a whole bunch of research to support her and came to his own realizations about his sexuality when some things he reads just click for him.

Steve who realizes he's bi and doesn't have a crisis about it because it just makes sense to him at this point, and then he and Robin make secret pilgrimages to the city to visit stores and he ends up with quite the collection of little zines and books and magazines under his bed. Steve who's had barely any interactions with Will but slowly recognizes some signs and tries to subtly let him know that it's okay. Steve who absolutely recognizes that Eddie is trying to flirt but doesn't want to overwhelm him because he likes the weirdo after everything they've been through together so he's very cautious about how he flirts back.

Idk, I just have such a soft spot for a Steve who didn't apply himself in school but actually buckles down and enjoys, loves reading and learning when it's something that he is actually interested in. Quietly nerdy Steve who doesn't really talk about things until he's asked but knows a lot more than he's given credit for. Don't even get me started on how he's supposed to be dumb about Star Wars but happily has an imaginary lightsaber battle with Dustin as part of their handshake.

steve harrington : mama didn’t raise no whore, smash or pass

*sees eddie, eating cereal like a feral raccoon and downing chocolate milk*

steve harrington : mama did raise a whore, smash.

Nick "you look so cuddly like that" Nelson and Charlie "Do i?" Spring but make it Steve and Eddie pre-relationship

Steve: You look so...cuddly like that

Eddie, covered in blankets, confused and flustered: Do...i?

Steve,breathless: Yeah

*Hugs him like his life depends on it*

Steve, ends the long hug without looking at Eddie, opens the door: Okay, see you on monday. *gets out immediately*

Eddie, standing on the door alone, dazed: What the fuck?

Wayne, standing behind Eddie, drinking tea: I don't think he is straight

They get together a few days after...

Eddie: Booty shorts that say "chick-fil-a wants me dead"

Steve: Wouldn't it be shorter to say "gay"?

Eddie: it's not about efficiency it's about sending a message

thinking about Eddie baking Steve a cake for his birthday but getting the shock of his life when Steve just starts sobbing while holding the cake box bcs he's never had someone bake a cake for him on his birthday. He doesn't even care the icing says, 'You're an old man.' and Eddie's just standing on Steve's doorstep in shock bcs he doesn't know if Steve hates it or loves it.

“well actually in canon-“

yeah well in my head they’re all alive and in gay love so how about that

i need eddie munson to live simply because i need him talking to his bandmates and telling them about steve harrington and trying to convince them he’s a good guy like it goes

eddie: he’s so cool bit a bat’s head!

gareth: he doesnt know ozzy osbourne

eddie: okay but he saved my life

jeff: he doesnt know ozzy osbourne

eddie: but he’s so hot guys

the band: HE DOESNT KNOW OZZY OSBOURNE

eddie: I CAN FIX HIM

that little kid is hardcore goth

[DnD night]

Eddie: [Taunting Dustin] Oh you know what, you might want to uses this- [Tosses a white cloth] - It's a white flag and you might as well start waving it!

Dustin: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

The Party:

Steve and Robin:

Eddie: Good Lord.

so uhm… steddie was fun at first but now i’m… hehe… i’m scared it’s not going away guys… it’s not leaving my brain… GUYS

Steve never turns the heater on in his car when he's alone. This is something Eddie picks up on fairly quickly, as summer turns to autumn, as the air cools down. The mornings are icy, now. There's a bite to each and every breath that you can suck in almost like smoke, and it's pleasant for all of two seconds before it chills you to the bone.

The first time he notices it, there's so much noise in the car that Eddie doesn't get a chance to say anything - Dustin is chattering on to Mike about god-knows-what. Instead, he just watches from the passenger seat as Steve clocks Will's chattering teeth in the rearview mirror and immediately reaches forward to crank up the dial.

The second time, it's just Steve and Eddie, and they're driving back from dropping Eddie's van off at the mechanics. Steve meets him outside the shop at a crisp 7am, and it's fucking freezing, honestly. Eddie slides into the passenger seat and winces at the way his breaths come out in a cloud. "Shit, dude," he groans, "aren't you cold?" Steve shrugs, focused on driving. "A bit, I guess. Help yourself." He waves at the AC settings carelessly. How the fuck are you not freezing your balls off? Eddie wonders, but he doesn't voice the thought aloud, though he very much wants to. There's something here, he thinks. There's something I'm not getting.

The third time it happens, Eddie doesn't even need to get in the car to know Steve didn't switch the heating on. He knows this because when Steve saunters into the new trailer, a 6-pack in hand, his lips are almost blue. He's wearing a too-thin jacket, undone over a plain shirt. Eddie frowns. "Jesus Christ, Steve," he murmurs, immediately rushing through to his room to grab a sweater. He throws it at Steve when he gets back out to the main room, chewing at the inside of his cheek. "What's this for?" "Because you're fucking freezing, man. Are you kidding me? You're turning to ice right in front of me, look at you." And it's so wrong that Steve looks so confused. It's so wrong. Because he's so clearly cold as hell. It looks painful, damn it, the way his hands are shaking, the way he can't quite move his fingers properly when he goes to pop the cap off of his beer. I am going to take care of you until you figure out how to take care of yourself, Eddie thinks, fierce and determined. And he does.

When Steve leaves that night, after the movie, Eddie makes him keep the black knit sweater on, makes him take it with him. "You look cute," he grins, aiming for playful, aiming for the misdirect. He likes the way it makes Steve blush, anyway. It's a win-win. Eddie follows close behind Steve down the steps of the trailer, catching the driver's door with a quick hand before it can slam closed. He waits for Steve to start the car before getting to work. "What're you-" Steve begins, falling silent as Eddie leans over him and switches the heating on. "You," he mutters, pulling back, tapping a finger on Steve's forehead. "You keep that on until you get home, you hear me, big boy?" Steve looks bewildered, but nods anyway.

Eddie starts bringing an extra jacket or sweater with him everywhere, after that, and it comes in handy more times than he'd like. He wishes it wasn't the only way to get Steve into his clothes. He buys Steve a hot water bottle with a cover that's the same yellow as that sweater that he loves so much. Eddie gets into the habit of calling Steve each night, and before he hangs up, he tells Steve to fill it up. Tells Steve to use it. He checks Steve's bed one day, pulls back the duvet a bit, and can't help but beam when he sees the hot water bottle tucked there. When he presses a hand to it, it's still warm.

One day, nearing Christmas, now, Eddie slides into the passenger seat of Steve's car, and the heater is already on, car toasty and warm. His cheeks dimple when he sees that Steve is already wearing Eddie's own black knit sweater; His smile only widens further as Steve comments, "Fucking freezing today, man. When did it get so cold?" Eddie just chokes out a laugh and throws the spare jacket he'd brought with him onto the back seat. He has to turn his head to look out the window so Steve can't see the proud tears in his eyes.

Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

bitches be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a show about a bunch of gay kids with daddy issues running around killing monsters from a different dimension.

its me, i am bitches