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i really want ben to go scold literally all the siblings that used a condenseding tone towards klaus and yell at luther for not only physically hurting klaus, but also not caring the klaus was sobbing on the bathroom floor while flushing his drugs.

because luther’s idolization to his father is a form of coping with trauma. but how he treated klaus is horrible and no way excuseable. and even though luther left klaus for dead, physically hurt him, and more, klaus still treated luther with some respect.

i want ben to be like “fuck all of you” because he for the longest time was the only supprt system klaus had because his other siblings wrote him off as a junkie and a failure.

After watching the scene where Klaus is digging through the dumpster and Ben asks if they can go see a movie or go to the ocean, I thought of the two of them spending most days just going along with whatever Ben wants. He wants to go to the zoo? Klaus goes. He wants to go to the bookstore? Klaus goes. He wants to go to the fair? Klaus goes. No matter what, Klaus never complains; never acts like he’d rather be doing something else. And Ben appreciates that more than anything.

Zillenial things

Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite

Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2

Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them

Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman

Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class

Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops

Pictochat

Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

The Holy Trinity

The Father

The Son

The Holy Spirit

Reblog if you agree

Everyone yelling at Klaus for ‘needing’ to be the center of attention yet ignoring him when he’s calm is pissing me off

reasons I dislike Luther Hargreeves

He immediately assumed that one of his siblings killed their father

Kicked Klaus out of the van when they were having a brother talk

 “I’m One”

Choking Klaus because he didn’t get what he wanted

Ignoring Klaus as he was dying

Ignoring Klaus in general

Is willing to let the others die but goes after Allison.

Then disrespecting Allison’s wishes to let Vanya go

“Did I mention dad sent me to the Moon!🌙”

And the way he captured Vanya was so cruel!

Using Allison as the distraction

Putting Klaus on look out

Like I get he had issues too, but they all did, you don’t see them treating everyone else like a piece of shit. He thinks he is better than everyone else but really he is no better than his father.

Luther *points to Vanya*: She's a killer !

Five, Allison, Klaus, Ben, Diego *chorus*: QUEEEEEENNN

my fear of adult cast being not as present in season 2

vs

my delight at the idea of watching kids act like 30 year olds

fight

Ben in e1: all creepy and serious with his hood on, just nods and says nothing

Ben in e2: did you ever think about having some orange juice for breakfast instead of drugs

About an hour ago, I was in Walmart looking for my conditioner because today is wash day for my hair. As I’m looking for my product, this older white lady approaches me and she says, “Excuse me, miss. Please don’t be offended by this.” And usually when white people tell me not to be offended, 9 times out of 10, whatever they are about to say is going to be offensive af.

Anyway, she follows it up with, “My husband and I just recently won our custody battle with our foster daughter and she means the world to us. She’s a beautiful African American girl and her hair looks a lot like yours. But I’m afraid because I don’t know what to do with her hair. It’s a lot different from mines and our other children and we are at a total loss. I’ve tried looking up the YouTube videos and my husband went to the braiding shops so they can teach him how to properly braid her hair, but he’s still pretty new and it will be a while before he gets used to it. Do you have any tips you can give me? If you don’t have the time, it’s okay, really! I just needed a little advice because I want her to look beautiful.”

Y’all. swear I almost started crying on aisle 6. So for the last 30 minutes, I spent my time talking to her and what products to use and how to properly detangle and comb her hair with the proper tools and what not to do with natural hair. And I showed her a bunch of easier to follow natural hair tutorials on YouTube and saved them for her. (I also had to create a YouTube account for her so she could save it for later.) but omfg, she was so sweet, and I could tell that she listened to every single thing I had to say and she took little notes on her little notepad.

And what really filled my heart was the fact that her husband actually taking classes from African braiding shops. And she showed me a picture of him wearing a little sweater vest and loafers in a little shop surrounded by beautiful black women showing him how to braid black hair and even the lady he’s braiding on is guiding his hands. And omfg. Bless these old white people and their black daughter who I know have new loving parents because they are willing to step out of their comfort zone just to make her feel and look beautiful.

I really hope our paths cross again one day, Mrs Cicilia. 💖💕

Reblog if you’re bisexual and support pansexuals

Reblog if you’re pansexual and support bisexuals

Reblog for bi/pan solidarity

We have our similarities and we have our differences, but neither is cause for a useless discourse.

Everyone tried to straighten Rami Malek’s tie, but…

can we have some prompts wherein person A is a reckless delinquent and person B is just always there to fret over them? :3

you showed up at my place in the middle of the night with bruises and blood and you won’t say what happened so I just lead you into the bathroom and clean you up

stop yelling ‘parkour’ when you scale fences and run across the road that’s dangerous and an incredibly inefficient detour so gET BACK HERE

your hands ache and your knuckles are bleeding after getting into another dumb fist fight so I’m gonna bandage them and then hold your hand for the whole day

I know you won’t get into any fights when I’m with you mainly because you’re scared I’ll get injured and because you know I’ll whoop your ass even worse if you even attempt to

“you’re heading out again? it’s two in the morning, at least bring a jacket it’s cold out.”

can you not start fretting over me I’m with my friends and you’re clearly ruining my rep, sTOP fixing my hair and no I do not need a bandaid gOD 

you may be really reckless and you’re always getting in trouble but I know for sure that every morning you sneak out of bed and go outside to feed the neighbourhood cats

- jo

one cannot have enough of cute and random aus so here have some more

“You’re the cute and quiet customer that frequents the coffee shop where I’m a barista and also where my rival barista works and we’re both fighting for your attention in increasingly creative and inconspicuous ways (making foam art, writing cheesy pick-up lines on your napkin etc. etc.)” AU.

“You’re my roommate who’s super cute and it’s the middle of the night and you’re cramming for your exams in your flannel pajamas and disheveled hair and it’s becoming increasingly hard for me not to kiss you” AU.

“You’re an Art student and I’m an English major and you keep stealing the papers for my assignment to doodle and I would kill you but you’re really cute and hey that’s actually a really nice sketch” AU.

“You’re the perpetual frowner in class and one day as I’m answering the teacher I intentionally make a very cheesy pun and I can hear crickets but you’re laughing out loud and that makes me feel very much accomplished” AU.

“The manager says the only reason the restaurant where we work at is popular is because people enjoy eating while watching our relentless flirting with each other but I swear to God we’re not flirting???” AU.

“I ditch prom to attend a local poetry slam and you’re also there and I never really noticed what a cute smile you have and hey do you maybe want to bond over our mutual love for ‘Howl’???” AU.

“You’re new in town and you seem very intimidating but as it turns out you have an awful sense of direction even with a map and you’re actually adorkable so here let me help you” AU.

“It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m single and you want to cheer me up but you can’t cook nor bake to save your life so you make me hot chocolate instead and it is delicious and I think I love you???” AU.

“It’s gym class and we’re playing volleyball and you spike really well and you manage to hit the ball square in my face and I think I’m bleeding and you’re apologizing profusely and it’s okay but you’re really cute so I guess I’ll take you up on that offer for coffee” AU.

“You’re the jerk-face customer that keeps on thumbing through their phone while ordering their drink so I exact revenge by spelling your name wrong on your cup and drawing phallic pictures on your coffee” AU.

“Our mutual friend invites us to go shopping with them and it’s kind of awkward and now you’re pushing them around the mall in a shopping cart and you’re both screaming like excited children and I’m paying the cashier and pretending I don’t know either of you” AU.

“Our mutual friend invites us for Thanksgiving dinner with their other friends and now there’s a full-fledged food fight going on with potatoes and turkey flying everywhere and we’re both seeking refuge under the table whilst sharing a bag of chips that you brought (just in case)” AU.

“You and I are both baristas at a coffee shop and one day I step out of the café to take a break and walk in on you gleefully drawing phallic pictures on the chalkboard outside that no one pays attention to so what are you doing?” AU.

“You and I go out to a sushi bar and the sushi chef yells at you for being allergic to a particular kind of fish and now you’re crying and I’m trying to comfort you” AU.

“You and I are at a sushi restaurant and you’re continuously snagging sushi off the belt that I have to pay for and you don’t seem to be going to stop anytime soon but you look so cute when you’re eating with that smile on your face what the hell man” AU.

“The mailman constantly mixes up your home address and mine together and keeps on sending me your letters and packages and I’m sorry I look through them but your life seems very interesting as well as those books on black magic in one of your packages so wanna talk about it over a cup of coffee?” AU.

“We’re both strangers sitting in the same booth at an eatery because all the other booths are full and you’re drawing smiley faces on your plate with ketchup and wow your concentrated frown is cute” AU.

“It’s our mutual friend’s wedding and they keep shoving us into each other because we’re the only ones at the ceremony who are single” AU.

“You’re my roommate and it’s way past midnight and you’re talking about how Charles Dickens inspired prison reform and how the moon must feel insignificant because it borrows light from the sun and this is all very interesting but will you please shut up and go to sleep” AU.

“You’re actually a really friendly and chill vampire and at night you float around outside of my bedroom window to talk with me about the universe and stuff” AU.

“You’re going through my sketchbook and giving questioning looks and I swear to God I’m just a deranged artist and not a serial killer” AU.

“We live next door to each other and I can see you through the window while you’re dancing to your iPod in your flannel pajamas and disheveled hair and God you’re a dork” AU.

“I’ve been standing in line at the coffee shop for hours and you casually cut through for your drink but also buy me my favorite blend and now I’m not so sure what to make of you” AU.

“I’m sick so you make me chicken soup and I’m really grateful but I’ve also seen you read books on magical spells and potion-making so I’m not sure if I should drink your soup in case it turns me into a toad” AU.

“There’s a scrawny black cat in our neighborhood that hates everyone and everything but follows you around for some reason and I see you pet it and feed it fish fries are you a witch” AU

“I’m a perpetual frowner and most certainly not a morning person and I work part-time at a breakfast bar and your disheveled hair and content smile as you eat my waffles and scrambled eggs is the only thing that can get me to smile” AU.

“You’re the one in class who has tattoos all over their arms and piercings and everybody’s scared of you and one day I catch you watching cat videos and doodling in the middle of a lecture and wow you’re a dork” AU.

“I work part-time as a cashier at the local corner store and you come here regularly to shop and bond with me over the microwavable chicken bites so how about I take you out on a proper date instead?” AU.

“I’m the owner of a magic shop and you discover my magics one day when you walk in on my cat flying around inside the shop on a broom and now I have to take you in as my apprentice or turn you into a toad” AU.

“You’re the health-conscious med student and I’m the chain-smoking art student who’s also your barista and you leave me notes on smoking and lung health on your napkins and also a 20-page essay on lung cancer tucked under your saucer” AU.

“You’re a tea-lover yet you come to the coffee shop where I work at just to see my foam art and you give me hefty tips regularly so I’ve taken it upon myself to master the art of tea-making just for you” AU.

“I’m a fashion major and I’m working on my illustrations and maybe I’ve had too much coffee but I swear I just saw one of the mannequins move so here I am calling you in the middle of the night please help I’m scared” AU.

“You work at a fast food restaurant and as you hand me my food you lecture me for ruining my health what is this hypocrisy” AU.

“I’m egging a random person’s house to relieve stress and you join me and as it turns out the house belongs to your ex and now they are chasing us as well as the police and now we’re both in jail waiting to be bailed so um you wanna talk about it?” AU.

my dad got mad when mj called peter “pretty”,,, so reblog if peter benjamin parker is really really pretty

Multifandom problems pt.1

You started with one group now you’re at your 25th

After 5th group you just started adopting group after a group

You are scared you don’t show all the groups enough love

Almost all of your favourite song’s are b-sides

When a group debuts you swear you won’t stan but still you get dragged into the fandom

You want all groups to be equally successful

Your bank account suffers almost every month

You don’t stan only groups there are soloists too

You are bewildered when someone asks for your ult group (cause mother can’t pick a favorite child)

You are extremely happy when an underrated group goes big or has a hit

But also you are very happy when famous groups are breaking records

You might love them all equally but there are some people that have a special place in your heart

You just ignore fanwars because why fight when you can stan both

Getting judged by people that stand only one group

And lastly living life full of happiness because all of those 240 people you stan make your life less shitty

💚Get to Know NCT Guide💚

Important Things NCT Have Done/Said:

1. Doyoung said that studies and school are important but being healthy and enjoy life is more important than all of those things

2. Doyoung also said we have to follow our dreams even if those dreams go against our parents will because that’s the only way we can be truly happy

3. Chenle said it’s okay for men to cry too

4. Chenle also said he doesn’t mind if his fans call him ‘prince’ or ‘princess’

5. Haechan thinks naturally tan/darker skin is beautiful

6. Doyoung, Lucas, Yuta and Jungwoo all said that a girl having a deep(er) voice is unique and beautiful and you should be proud of it b/c it’s often the unique voices that make the most beautiful singing voices

7. Ten recommended to people to listen & watch gay music and films

8. Johnny said make-up shouldn’t only be limited to girls

9. Lucas said being fat is okay and that we’re all beautiful

10. Yuta said men shouldn’t only look at women’s appearances and that personality is important too

11. Doyoung, Jungwoo, Lucas and Yuta were asked what to do abt a girl NCTzen having a crush on a friend and Jungwoo asked ‘the friend is a guy?’ and Doyoung said ‘a guy or a girl, it could be either’

12. Ten also said “black is beautiful. white is beautiful. asian is beautiful. hispanic is beautiful. fat is beautiful. skinny is beautiful. u are beautiful ^^’ -his old twitter acc. pre debut

13. and just a reminder from Taeyong: “there exists someone who struggles after coming very far, someone who walks the path but gives up because it’s hard, and someone who wanders on but is unable to find their way. I believe this fits into the grand scheme of things as the flower of youth. I feel the same way as you all do, so together let’s: lean on, comfort, and support one another when it gets difficult. Let’s value our youth more.” - Taeyong, 2018 Lucky Box

Videos You Should See if You Want to Be Considered an NCTzen:

When Jaehyun Got Confessed to • NCT’s Reaction to Their Song Being Sped Up in the Middle of Performance • What NCT’s Vlives Consist of • NCT’s Big Tiddies Line • An Oddly Satisfying Video of NCT Sneezing • NCT Being the Fucking Idiots they Are in 2018 • Jaehyun Being a Fucking Snacc During the Level-Up Challenge • The Best Video of NCT to Watch if You Want to Know Who they Really Are • Save America from NCT!!! • A Good Example of NCT’s Love for NCTzens • Ya Gotta Love Them Fools UWU

Now, on to individual members..

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Reblog if you respect fanfiction writers and believe a fandom would be nothing without them.

💚Get to Know NCT Guide💚

Important Things NCT Have Done/Said:

1. Doyoung said that studies and school are important but being healthy and enjoy life is more important than all of those things

2. Doyoung also said we have to follow our dreams even if those dreams go against our parents will because that’s the only way we can be truly happy

3. Chenle said it’s okay for men to cry too

4. Chenle also said he doesn’t mind if his fans call him ‘prince’ or ‘princess’

5. Haechan thinks naturally tan/darker skin is beautiful

6. Doyoung, Lucas, Yuta and Jungwoo all said that a girl having a deep(er) voice is unique and beautiful and you should be proud of it b/c it’s often the unique voices that make the most beautiful singing voices

7. Ten recommended to people to listen & watch gay music and films

8. Johnny said make-up shouldn’t only be limited to girls

9. Lucas said being fat is okay and that we’re all beautiful

10. Yuta said men shouldn’t only look at women’s appearances and that personality is important too

11. Doyoung, Jungwoo, Lucas and Yuta were asked what to do abt a girl NCTzen having a crush on a friend and Jungwoo asked ‘the friend is a guy?’ and Doyoung said ‘a guy or a girl, it could be either’

12. Ten also said “black is beautiful. white is beautiful. asian is beautiful. hispanic is beautiful. fat is beautiful. skinny is beautiful. u are beautiful ^^’ -his old twitter acc. pre debut

13. and just a reminder from Taeyong: “there exists someone who struggles after coming very far, someone who walks the path but gives up because it’s hard, and someone who wanders on but is unable to find their way. I believe this fits into the grand scheme of things as the flower of youth. I feel the same way as you all do, so together let’s: lean on, comfort, and support one another when it gets difficult. Let’s value our youth more.” - Taeyong, 2018 Lucky Box

Videos You Should See if You Want to Be Considered an NCTzen:

When Jaehyun Got Confessed to • NCT’s Reaction to Their Song Being Sped Up in the Middle of Performance • What NCT’s Vlives Consist of • NCT’s Big Tiddies Line • An Oddly Satisfying Video of NCT Sneezing • NCT Being the Fucking Idiots they Are in 2018 • Jaehyun Being a Fucking Snacc During the Level-Up Challenge • The Best Video of NCT to Watch if You Want to Know Who they Really Are • Save America from NCT!!! • A Good Example of NCT’s Love for NCTzens • Ya Gotta Love Them Fools UWU

Now, on to individual members..

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

Everyone else: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Peter: Time to be a Fanboy™

“if he wants, I will go” (vid.cr., transl.)

Reading fanfiction would be a lot faster if I didn’t stop reading and put my phone down for a billion years after every single time I got secondhand embarrassment from the characters or I had to to stop reading cause it was too cute and couldn’t resist rolling around on my bed thinking how my so ship is amazing

Spread this!!!

REBLOG IF YOU THINK MARVEL IS FOR GIRLS TOO

trying to prove a point to my dad

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

just imagine the jokes LMAO

Fic list

These are in chronological order of when I posted them, starting with the oldest fic. Most contain swearing, any other warnings will be posted in the description. You can also find me on AO3 here. I will be updating!

The Whole Truth - First fic I ever posted! Baz is interrogated and placed under a truth spell.

A new kind of fire - Based on that Fangirl excerpt where Simon is about to fall off a cliff, and Baz saves him.

Simon Snow’s birthday. - (why does this fic not have a proper title) Baz decides to be nice.

Leavers ball - (ditto) There’s a roommates dance, and Simon refuses to miss out on his last Watford tradition.

The lucky one - Simon wants his magic back, and Baz hates seeing him like this.

Last words and first kisses - Simon decides to prove that Baz is a vampire once and for all.

Being in love with your mortal enemy is only acceptable when you’re under a spell. - Penny devises a love spell, and Simon identifies the perfect target.

The one where I stole someone’s soulmate AU idea (I think the tags said that people could use it as a prompt?) (Anyway, in hindsight, that was super rude of me.) - The first time you call your soulmate by their first name, you’ll know.

If Philippa Stainton hadn’t run out onto the drawbridge… - Uh-oh…

Just forget this ever happened - MY MOST POPULAR FIC!! Baz finds a spell that erases people’s memories, and gets addicted to using it on Simon…

Next-Level Plotting - The war is happening, and Baz is obviously plotting, and not at all concerned for Simon’s wellbeing because that’s uNrEaLiStIc.

It’s all yours. - Baz shares his magic with Simon like Simon used to share with him.

Only time will tell - Agatha has to decide between Baz and Simon, and spells herself into the future to try to find out the best outcome.

come back to me. - Snowbaz are already together, and Baz hasn’t come back for eighth year. Or, the beginning of Carry On rewritten as if they’re already a couple.

Prankster - Simon decides to prank Baz the Normal way. Then one prank goes too far.

Smells Like Home - Baz is missing, and Simon can barely smell him in the room anymore.

Dating Agatha Wellbelove - Fifth year. Simon is dating Agatha, but he’s obsessed with Baz.

Opposite day - Simon accidentally casts a spell that makes everyone say the opposite of what they mean.

Magic separates her from the world - Agatha in first year

Even if it’s just pretend - What if Simon had stayed in the car with Agatha and Penny? PART ONE: SIMON PART TWO: BAZ

Secret santa 2016 - Post-canon bit of fluff where everyone flies

Disengaged - Soulmate AU where you sleepwalk to your soulmate

Tired of hiding - Baz starts going to an LGBT+ club at Watford, Simon finds out and it changes the way he sees Baz. Warning: homophobia (or at least, Baz thinks that’s what it is, but there is no actual homophobia in the fic)

Roses are red - Baz sends Simon Valentine’s Day cards

Spell me out of this - Simon can’t deal with his feelings for Baz so he uses magic to repress them

Two can play at this game - Agatha tells Baz that Simon loves him, but it’s the day before April Fools, and Baz is not falling for that.

Room enough for two - AU where there is only one bed

Nemesis Mine - Superhero AU:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Epilogue

Plotting face - fluffffffffff

secret notes - Simon writes Baz an anonymous note

Mine - More tooth-rotting fluff

fight me - They have a fight. (But don’t worry. It’s all fluff.)

When intentions are lost in translation - Simon gets hurt, Baz takes care of him, and Simon accuses him of plotting

Fic every day in April - Here’s a link to my FEDA tag (which contains a lot of the last few fics listed plus some small drabbles)

Deepest Darkest Secret - Soulmate AU where you know your soulmate’s biggest secret:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22

12 August 2017 - It’s been 15 years since Natasha Pitch’s death.

Don’t let go - Simon is freaking out about Baz having been locked in a coffin.

I Wanted It to be Real - a fake relationship AU:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6

Carry On Countdown 2017 - Simon and Baz have been messaging each other online, neither knowing who the other is. I incorporated prompts from the countdown into one ongoing story, but I didn’t do every single day, so this might look confusing but this is all the chapters in order:

Day 2. Social media Day 4. Rainy day Day 6. Angst day Day 9. Flowers Day 10. Song inspired Day 14. Fairytale retelling Day 18. Stuck in a room together Day 19. Late night/early morning Day 24. Stars Day 27. Snowy day

Made your mark on me - Soulmate AU where the things your soulmate loves show up on your skin.

Only Because It Rhymed - Simon casts a spell that forces Baz to rhyme everything he says, then has to figure out a way to undo it.

Alexa, this is so sad. - The Alexa meme can be used as a spell that plays a song that describes what someone’s feeling, which causes some problems for Baz.

In which Baz is scared of flying - the title pretty much says it all