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Animorphs books be like

Page 1: I am a child soldier. My every waking moment is defined by fear and paranoia. My dreams are full of unprocessed trauma. The fate of the entire world rests on me and my friends. I failed my geography test because I do not know the difference between Equator and Ecuador. Also, I'm really hazy on the difference between geography and geology. Again, the fate of the world rests on my shoulders.

Page 13: <Now THAT is a sexy monkey>

Page 26: *The dopest animal fact you've ever heard*

Page 27: Do you know about thermals? You do? Too bad, I'm going to explain them again.

Page 36: *fart joke fart joke 90's pop culture reference barf joke*

Page 40: Rachel kills someone with her bear hands. Not a typo.

Pages 3,15,16,25,26,30,33,37,40,44,46,50,55,56,57,60: TSEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Page 47: I willed my bones to melt faster. If there was a single bone in my body in the next ten seconds, everyone I ever loved of cared about would die an excruciating death.

Page 50: Funny alien thinks he's people.

Last page: *The gang goes to Burger King to avoid thinking about their war crimes*

Blue is a fucking slut of a color, it gets to have the whole "opposites dynamic" not only with orange, which is, by the way, its actual chromatic opposite, but also with red AND pink. Black has white and has been the faithful opposite of white since time immemorial, but blue? Theyre a cheating bastard, who else is it going to get paired off with? Green? Fucking yellow!? And speaking of green, poor guy is sitting all there alone when red is supposed to be its opposite, but no, red only has eyes for fucking blue. They even get to claim two opposite elemnts for themselves, fire and water! Thats without mentioning all the time they play as enemies in videogame teams. Does blue do that for orange? No, they only hang out together for movie posters and otherwise blue doesnt even remember orange exists. And dont even get me started on wjatever blue has going on with pink. They like to play their little tradcon game with the genders for decades and now everything is cool because they show up on the lgbt community flags, and surprise surprise blue goes nowhere near orange in any of the flags, orange is there hanging out with pink on the lesbian flag and they dont even know, they dont even know. Aparently blue had an illegitimate child with red, yeah, violet, you can tell its illegitimate because is not even a real color, its made up. It doesnt exist.

Its sickening really.

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amelie must have been used to men like Colt, right? it doesn’t take an Emilie of the world to know pompous, rude, arrogant men. they’ve crowded their father’s study since she was old enough to have that heavy mahogany door slammed in her face, once catching her finger in the jamb. on top of that, their father was one. they’re all over history, these evil-rooted men, and their caricatures riddle all of the books amelie reads—the irony there, however, is that they usually have a satisfyingly grim end. a comeuppance.

I think she’d learn quickly—too quickly—that was saved her all of those years under the GDV roof was her status as an heiress, a daughter, a backup to her sister, the rumors said. a wife, however? that’s owned. dowry, land, bonds, your allegiance and duty and subservience is no longer to a family with roots but a man with a fist and a lineage to build.

you can’t sell off your daughter with bruises mapping her body, but no one blinks when the wife blames her fatigue and soreness on pregnancy troubles, or when she wears long sleeved shirts. that’s modesty—what a good wife! the prized pig get sold to market.

so I think there’s an early version of amelie fathom who dared to talk back. who, thanks to her sister, knew how to quip. amelie is quick witted and sharp, after all. and I think that’s where my mind goes, that moment before she’s first hit. you never expect it, sometimes you’re ironically smiling, like you’ve actually won. and then your ear is ringing and there’s bile in your throat and if this is real, why isn’t she in her body anymore? weightless, floaty, like when her and emilie would hang their heads upside down from tree branches.

The Stranger has that quote like, the best thing the condemned can hope for is that the blade doesn’t fail the first time. I think she suffers that long, protracted death. I think a lot about that moment, the last one where she thinks she might be able to handle Colt.

I know that the Couffaines are more DIY punk as opposed to Jagged's glam rock and their mom's name is literally a play on Anarchy but. Where do you think they'd actually fall ideologically?

They'd probably fall into vaguely libleft ideas if you forced them all to actually talk through their beliefs but I can't see Anarka actually voting at all. The only policy I'm sure of their opinions on is that the Couffaines think weed should be legal.

max is actually so chill it’s so funny. like ok yeah ladybug i promise i won’t gaf about akumas unless you call me have fun with chat noir! oh you called me? time to pause chess dot com and do my job perfectly! here’s your portals. yeah no thoughts on your situationship. yes i did see you bridal carry each other like 5 times in the last two minutes. no i am not interested in bridal carrying either of you that’s really unnecessary markov tells me there’s 583738283 other more extremely normal ways to prevent their superhero partners from slipping and falling. wait why is this akumatized girl so into my mom

The reference photo

Art based off @wisteriasymphony dollhouse au and the designs are based off @sillysiluriforme and @papoochu .I didn't get Natasha exactly though.

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