Miraculous Ladybug Seasons 1-3 Ladynoir + Text Posts

miraculous ladybug seasons 1-3 ladynoir + text posts

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ilovecrab

1 month ago

No miraculous AU where Juleka is desperately trying to stop lukanette and lukadrien from happening.

Not because she’s malicious or anything, just that she thinks marinette and Adrien are way too cool for her Emo sad brother and wants them to get better tastes.

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ilovecrab

1 month ago

did not expect to do this but apparently this is the year of sequels, so here is a snippet of part 2 of none of this is real

There is dirt under Adrien’s fingernails.

He turns the tap on; it scalds, makes his skin feel like it’s peeling off. Layer by layer. Slow, methodical. Soap, a brush, and he scrubs his hands like the animal that he is, that he has become.

A knock on the door. Someone is calling his name. When did they start?

“—drien? Adrien! You’re going to be late for school.”

He can’t go. Not like this. Not with dirt under his nails and ashes on his hands and the truth written all over his face.

“Do you hear me, Adrien?”

He turns the water off, quieting the roaring in his ears. A lump in his throat. He’s learned to speak around it.

“Yes, Nathalie,” he tells the door. “I hear you.”

Even through the wood, he can feel the way she considers him. Head tilting to the side, fingers hovering over that tablet of hers.

“Be ready soon,” she finally says. “The limo is waiting downstairs.”

Ready. For school, for life. What does it mean to be ready? Preparation, surely. Strength, courage. Knowledge. That, Adrien has in spades.

He dries his red, red hands on a towel. Opens the door. Avoids locking eyes with his reflection.

“Gotta get a move on, kid,” Plagg says from his pillow. “Don’t wanna miss breakfast, do you? Most important meal of the day, or that’s what I’ve heard.”

“Plagg,” says Adrien, “are you real?”

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ilovecrab

1 month ago

ganondorf from the legend of Zelda ocarina of time in a neatly decorated sewing room. in one hand is a needle and thread, and in the other is a sock with a hole in it. bold text reads "learn a simple stitch so you can mend your clothes"

Miraculous Ladybug shipping is a fucking mess. Yes that's the official statistical term. 52% of all Miraculous Ladybug fics include some permutation of shipping Marinette (Ladybug) and Adrien (Chat Noir), and there are four permutations.

So shipping these two people requires four ships, because they each have a secret identity. 52% of all Miraculous Ladybug fics include some permutation of shipping Marinette (Ladybug) and Adrien (Chat Noir), and of those, 1.6% are tagged with all four permutations and 72% aren't tagged with any particular permutation.

11% of all the fics are tagged Ladynoir. 14% are tagged Adrinette, and 11% are tagged Marichat. There is significant overlap (see Venn diagram below).

Ladrien (Ladybug x Adrien) is less popular. Only 4% of all Marinette x Adrien fics are tagged Ladrien, and only 2% of all Marinette x Adrien fics are only tagged with Ladrien.

Also, 10 fics were added while I was working on this post. Damn.

BEHOLD THE VENN DIAGRAM OF SECRET IDENTITY CONFUSION

official data visualization guidance says i should use an upset plot for this, but i'm going for max psychic damage here.