Latest Posts by imnotallie27 - Page 2

what’s on your mane, dad

Literally right under this 😭

My bf is standing there so polite. I need to edit him onto the meme of not allowing pets in the apartment, but allowing one because it looks polite. Something like "sorry. No evil Marks allowed in this dimension." "*Insert photo*" "Ok I will make an exception for one because he looks very polite"

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

lord the peasants are so loud today

With the Ides of March coming up, I think it's only fair we celebrate it in a more traditional sense.

So, ladies, which leader are we stabbing?

How are we feeling, Mark Nation?

Cecil.

Caybe? Or.. Caybe not?

I think more men should be sluts. You should tell all your friends that are men to put on slutty little going out tops and slutty low waisted jeans that show off their entire tummy. For science, of course. Slutty, slutty science.

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN

My personal headcanon:

When Cecil moves to the GDA, he meets the OG Donald and they kind of hit it off. It starts as a friends with benefits stress relief sort of thing (Cecil is a grumpy old gay man and he hates connection because it gives people leverage over him), but eventually Donald forced Cecil to confront his actual feelings for him. They start this whole secret relationship, and just when Cecil is starting to truly let his guard down, Donald dies. And then he's brought back as a robot. And Cecil is like "okay, cool, my boyfriend is back, we can continue as normal" and quickly realizes that Donald doesn't have his memory back. And Cecil starts spiraling. I mean, he's distancing himself as much as possible, he's throwing himself into work, he isn't sleeping, you get the picture. And Donald 2.0 is worried about his boss. He steps into a caretaker sort of role, trying to get Cecil to stop being a stubborn dick and actually take care of himself. Cecil decides to try again, because if he couldn't have Donald 1.0 back, maybe a fresh start will be fine. And so Cecil and Donald 2.0 get together. And then Donald dies. Again. When Donald 3.0 shows up, Cecil hardens his heart and refuses to try. He doesn't reciprocate any moves Donald makes on him, he acts strictly professionally. And for every version of Donald since, he keeps it steadfastly platonic, if he even lets him close enough to be friends. And still, nobody knows what the fuck is going on between them except for Cecil.

Somebody has to hear me out on Cecil X Donald.

Coworkers to lovers. Amnesia trope (sort of). And the ANGST? Oh, the angst would be crazy.

Like what do you MEAN you keep having to watch your partner die, and then you have to wipe his memory again and again? What do you MEAN he's not going to remember what you meant to him when he comes back, but he's going to fall for you again and again? What do you MEAN you have to decide whether to try again, knowing how it will end, or deny your heart and do the job? What do you MEAN-

Somebody has to hear me out on Cecil X Donald.

Coworkers to lovers. Amnesia trope (sort of). And the ANGST? Oh, the angst would be crazy.

Like what do you MEAN you keep having to watch your partner die, and then you have to wipe his memory again and again? What do you MEAN he's not going to remember what you meant to him when he comes back, but he's going to fall for you again and again? What do you MEAN you have to decide whether to try again, knowing how it will end, or deny your heart and do the job? What do you MEAN-

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

No, I don't hate Fifty Shades of Grey because it's freaky. Do whatever you want, I don't care. You know why I hate Fifty Shades?

Because Christian Grey had every opportunity to become Batman and he didn't. He had the dead parents, he had the money, the brooding- he was SET. And instead of becoming the Dark Knight, what does he do? He becomes a freakazoid.

Unforgivable.

So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

My oil painting of Popeyes

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

This dumbass just made everyone female

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

Cheez-itz be like

why do I let people eat me even when they're not hungry?

Hi, I hope you are doing well🌹

Can you help by sharing my story, reblog, and donating if you can, to keep hope alive for me, I'm type 1 diabetes. I am calling on your humanity and kindness to help me raise $340.

This amount will enable the approval of an insulin pump that will help me better control my diabetes. Although I am happy that I have been approved the hardest part is the money to pay for the pump and equipment, please your contribution is important. Be blessed ♥️

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need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Congratulations, America! Rather than telling my future children that my generation helped elect the first female president, I can now inform them on our success in electing the first felon president!

This is the history we've made for ourselves. Huzzah.

💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

My only aspiration in life is to be so unsettling that middle schoolers everywhere lay eyes upon me and are forced to write a Creepypasta in my honor.