The Puppet History Season Finale, Basically

MAG 3: Across the Street

Im not sure whats up with the boop o meter, its my first time seeing it, all i know is im sending boops and an orv artist i really admire sent me a super boop back and i might cry a little

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

Robin and Steve playing a dnd character together because Steve said the only way he'd play is literally with Robin. They take turns each session for who speaks but always planning together. It's a teenage human, gangly and uncoordinated and a bit of a loner. Everyone sort of lets the "two people playing one character" issue slide, as they want to play a game with their friends.

Robin and Steve have wildly different character voices, and sometimes announce which way they are walking before stumbling in that direction, and also mutter to themself in character. when it's Steve's sessions to talk he flits with the NPCs Eddie plays, but Robin is just a little aggressive to them. The personality changes are kinda weird but everyone is just happy they're playing.

Everything is going well until the big bad of the short campaign they're all playing knocks them into a wall. Not hard, but hard enough they're scrambling and flailing and...splitting in half. By their own description. Immediately they start, with their respective character voices (they are committing to this bit) bickering about whose fault it is. And about what they should do now their cover is blown.

The table is silent.

Robin and Steve have been conning everyone the entire time. They're playing twin halflings, who alternated who sat on each other's shoulders pretending to be a human because they were goofing off the day they joined the party and were too embarrassed by the mix up to correct anyone about it until they had to. Their voices and personality changes are brilliantly embedded as not Robin and Steve not being able to keep consistent, it's because they've been playing different characters. It's brilliant. It's horrible. Everyone fell for it and the reveal essentially pauses play because everyone starts yelling at them.

wizard101 save me wizard101

LOOK AT THESE FREAKS!!!!

(also im!! posting these to my new ig account which is why i put the watermark there,,,,, should i still post them here even tho the watermark dont match my username here or just stick to posting on ig what do yall think 😭)

secretive plotter is so down bad for kim dokja from the beginning its so funny. other constellations messages are like [prisoner of the golden headband thinks your battle looked cool] or [demon-like judge of fire thinks you were brave!] and then sp's are like [secretive plotter thinks your plots are like sooo cool] [secretive plotter is sharing a wink with you over your tactics] [secretive plotter's eyes are shining watching you] [secretive plotter thinks you should dump that loser yoo joonghyuk] [secretive plotter wants to slob on that knob like corn on the cob] brother get UP!!!!!

started boop wars unprepared oh my god how is it mostly one person

I'll add the Mama's boy Steve Harrington content to the fandom myself one post at a time if I have to, here we go

(disclaimer, I know it's not canon. I know he has bad parents. I know you may not agree. Drink my fresh squeezed delusion lemonade and let's get to business)

- That boy put his mama as his reference for Family video with no lack of confidence and saw nothing strange about it when questioned (Canon)

- she absolutely put curlers in his hair when he was younger and when he got bigger he put them in hers. They bitch about their neighbors together in house frocks and curlers on Sundays

- he 100% modeled his bitchy kingy persona after her when she talks to his dad's secretary/ his dad/ the neighbors they gossip about

- he loves to gossip with Robin, Max, Dustin, Argyle and eventually corroded coffin guys, but doesn't really get that he's gossiping, he's "just talking about people, it's normal". He's "just talking about people" with Erica one time, one hand holding a mug, the other popped on one hip when someone (Mike) calls them both gossips and he gets really "its not gossiping, were just talking, duuh, dumbass" complete with an eye roll and waving the mug around, about it, just like his mom does

- he realizes it's gossiping like a minute later

- but also realizes he can't be bothered to be bothered ya know, cest la vie

- his mom also taught him that

- his mom notices Steve needs glasses and makes him get a prescription "either you go by yourself like an adult, with your pride, or I take you there by the hand and be very loud in the waiting room about how MY LITTLE BOY WOULD LIKE TO GET HIS EYES CHECKED TODAY BY MISTER DOCTOR, PLEASE. TELL THE DOCTOR WHAT'S WRONG STEVIE, DON'T BE SHY". Steve goes by himself and makes her wait in the car.

- she gets him multiple frames that match the colors of shirts he wears the most

- their favorite cocktail (Steve is absolutely a cocktail man, don't argue with me here) is amaretto sour

- she actually got that one from him, not the other way around

- she eventually finds his nail bat and confronts him about it by dangling the bat in one hand, the other on her hip leaning on his bedroom doorway like "Steve, sweetie, I know we don't like your father, but this seems a little excessive and too messy to cover up afterwards, don't you think"

- Steve has to stammer that he's bat-sitting for Dustin's... Art... Project. Yes, mom, that is a weird art project, I don't know what to tell you, they get weird kids in school these days.

- she doesn't buy it but accepts the answer and Dustin ends up telling her about it after UD is revealed, anyway

- not that Steve wouldn't have told her eventually, he just forgot that detail among telling her everything else

- Dustin walked pass them when Steve was filling her in on the lore and just dropped the bomb of "you should see his nail bat, Ms Harrington, he killed a dog with that thing"

"STEVE." "IT WASN'T A REAL DOG, MOM, DUSTIN I SWEAR TO GOD. "