it was meant to be just a sketch but I got carried away again I have no time for that I can't do this anymore 😣
I’ve booped several people! This is something that I will cherish for a long time! I am making this post in case this isn’t something that happens every year!
the professor really looked at the most beautiful sea of stars not yet diminished by light pollution, probably one of the most beautiful things a person (or puppet) can see, and went: ❤️beef boy❤️
I just had a realization, so the oldest dream needs to exist because stories need to be read to exist and the oldest dream reads all stories so nothing would exist without Kim Dokja on that train, so if Kimcom gets him back then nothing would exist. Except it doesn't need to be Kim Dokja as the oldest dream all there really needs to be is people reading all the different stories and there are people reading Kimcom's story, it's all of us reading orv. The only problem with that is that there's no one to read the other stories for everything else to exist. Wich leads me to the conclusion that Kimcom sacrificed Every Single Universe And Worldline In Existence for Kim Dokja
Robin and Steve playing a dnd character together because Steve said the only way he'd play is literally with Robin. They take turns each session for who speaks but always planning together. It's a teenage human, gangly and uncoordinated and a bit of a loner. Everyone sort of lets the "two people playing one character" issue slide, as they want to play a game with their friends.
Robin and Steve have wildly different character voices, and sometimes announce which way they are walking before stumbling in that direction, and also mutter to themself in character. when it's Steve's sessions to talk he flits with the NPCs Eddie plays, but Robin is just a little aggressive to them. The personality changes are kinda weird but everyone is just happy they're playing.
Everything is going well until the big bad of the short campaign they're all playing knocks them into a wall. Not hard, but hard enough they're scrambling and flailing and...splitting in half. By their own description. Immediately they start, with their respective character voices (they are committing to this bit) bickering about whose fault it is. And about what they should do now their cover is blown.
The table is silent.
Robin and Steve have been conning everyone the entire time. They're playing twin halflings, who alternated who sat on each other's shoulders pretending to be a human because they were goofing off the day they joined the party and were too embarrassed by the mix up to correct anyone about it until they had to. Their voices and personality changes are brilliantly embedded as not Robin and Steve not being able to keep consistent, it's because they've been playing different characters. It's brilliant. It's horrible. Everyone fell for it and the reveal essentially pauses play because everyone starts yelling at them.
'boots of resist frost' yeah they're just boots
I love the dino parents so much and this moment was so sweet
tomarry aus where harry is the mysterious transfer student with great amounts of power are my guilty pleasure.
au where harry evans has a few screws loose in the head and its evident to everyone as soon as he steps foot into the great hall. his eyes look like they are in a permanent state of “glazed over”, his hair a wild mess of black curls (white strands here and there).
au where as soon as he sits down, he is a hat stall. minutes pass by, the hat seeming more agitated by the second. harry does not bat an eye when the sorting hat finally screams out “HUFFLEPUFF” to the great hall.
au where despite being in the “unnoticed” house and being of (presumably) muggleborn descent, harry feels wrong. inhumane. eldritch.
au where everywhere harry goes, whispers follow. a cold settles in every room he enters. shadows curve and bend at his will and harry is often seen muttering to himself in a language that should not be possible for the human tongue. the ghosts avoid him like the plauge.
au where tom riddle, frustrated with not knowing where the chamber of secrets is, storms off into the forbidden forest under the cover of night. using stars to light his way, he hears something in the distance.
au where tom riddle discovers harry evans reanimating the corpse of a unicorn. the rest of the herd had long since fled the moment they felt the magic leaking out of harry.
au where tom watches in horrified fascination as the unicorn’s body begins to rise. its head jerks up before the rest of the body has a chance to keep up. its leg joints crack sickeningly, all in the wrong directions. a dark, wet tongue falls out of its mouth, drooling over the forest floor. its horn is noticeably missing, as are its eyes.
au where harry evans is a necromancer.
au where tom riddle finds a new obsession.
Kim Dokja is so well and truly important to me, i hold him in my hands, he deserves the world
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