Leg Eater, twitching and probably dead:
Ghost: Uh, hey, you— you okay?
Leg Eater, not so dead: W’sah? Hey, you wanna buy a charm for $5?
Hornet: Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Ghost, fumbling to put on their new Hiveblood charm: My name is Ghost with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects for the past half ho—
Hornet: Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Ghost: Hm?
Hornet: Where’s the bee?
Ghost: There’s a b e e ?
Quirrel: I’ve called this meeting because I’ve been informed that some of you aren’t getting along. God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.
Thanks for the submission! I’m really not sure where this is from, but it’s still appreciated. Next time, could you submit the post instead of sending it as an ask? That way, you should be able to tag it appropriately.
Sorry, still pretty new to this and my inactivity hasn’t been helping.
Ghost: Tiso, how‘s your battle prowess?
Tiso: FUCK YA BATTLE PROWESS!
Tiso, being thrown from the Colosseum: FUCK YA BATTLE PROWESS!
Boss: [screams]
Ghost, on their fiftieth try: How about you shut up!?
Boss: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR GODDADAMN MOUTH?
Soul Master: Welcome to the Soul Sanctum! We're all servants of the k i n g
Soul Master, watching hundreds of bugs being sapped of their souls: Kumbayaaaaaaaa my looooooooord...
Nightmare King Grimm, launching a bunch of Fire Bats: B R E A C H
Ghost, at two masks: oh damn.
Hornet, in Greenpath: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GHOST!
Ghost, without Isma’s Tear: i can’t swim
Ghost, holding up an airhorn: Airhorn prank.
Airhorn: IF THE VOLUME OF KILLED VESSELS IS HIGH ENOUGH, EVEN IF THE CONTAINMENT SUCCEEDS, IT’LL BE A PHYRRIC VICTORY AND YOU’LL BE KNOWN NOT AS THE KING WHO SAVED HIS KINGDOM BUT THE ONE WHO PERFORMED A GENOCIDE ON HIS OWN CHILDREN IN A NEARLY IN VAIN ATTEMPT TO KEEP THE WORLD IN STASIS AND YOUR KINGDOM ETERNAL
Pale King: Did someone say something?
Tired child
Fun fact: Thyst calls the plush tiktik Tiktak
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