Ghost, Trying To Find Their Way Out Of Mantis Village: [panicked Vessel Noises]

Ghost, at one mask: oh no

The Hollow Knight, staggered: oh no

Hornet, embedding her needle in their face: O H Y E A H

Team Cherry: Would you like a spider in your game?

New player: Yes.

Team Cherry: Say ‘please’.

New player: Please.

Deepnest: [appears]

New player:

AA AA A AAA A A A A A

Confessor Jiji, being given their fiftieth Rancid Egg: An eeeeeeegg! Thaaaaaaaaanks!

Monomon, showing Quirrel a slab of runes: LOOK A’ THIS GR A P H

Quirrel, staring in silence:

Ghost, at the Cast-Off Shell: the fuck? the FUCK? the fuck is in the air? the fuck, there’s white shit everywh— [gets smacked by needle]

Nightmare King Grimm: This kid’s definitely on crack right now.

Ghost, being killed for the twentieth time: YAAAA

Ghost, hearing the organ kick in for the two-hundredth time: YAAA A AA A A AA A

Ghost, holding up an airhorn: Airhorn prank.

Airhorn: IF THE VOLUME OF KILLED VESSELS IS HIGH ENOUGH, EVEN IF THE CONTAINMENT SUCCEEDS, IT’LL BE A PHYRRIC VICTORY AND YOU’LL BE KNOWN NOT AS THE KING WHO SAVED HIS KINGDOM BUT THE ONE WHO PERFORMED A GENOCIDE ON HIS OWN CHILDREN IN A NEARLY IN VAIN ATTEMPT TO KEEP THE WORLD IN STASIS AND YOUR KINGDOM ETERNAL

Pale King: Did someone say something?

White Lady: [offers a harmonica]

White Lady: If you play it, you’ll get a hundred million vessels, but a hundred million children will die.

Pale King: [starts playing frantically]

White Lady: wYRM N O

Lace: Hey, look how cute these flowers are.

Hornet: That’s gay.

Lace:

Lace: Horny, we’ve been dating for—